通緝傻瓜（笑話，譯文）

通緝傻瓜【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

Fool Wanted

 

It is a member of parliament who is speaking at the National Assembly. In the middle of his speech, he hears whistles. Immediately he stops his speech and says:

“I just hear whistles. Indeed, dear colleagues, be aware that there are only three species who whistle on Earth: birds, snakes and the fools. I therefore ask the species who has just whistled to kindly stand up in front of all the audience so that he can be identified.”

 

通緝傻瓜

 

一名國會議員在國民議會上講話。講著講著，他忽然聽到哨聲。他立刻停止發言，說道：

“我剛剛聽到哨聲。不錯，同事們，世界上隻有3個物種可以發哨聲: 鳥，蛇和傻瓜。我因此要求那個剛才發哨聲的物種，請它在聽眾麵前體麵地站起來，讓大家看看它是哪個物種。”

 

【1】.  p. 57. IMBÉCILE RECHERCHÉ. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.