父親的驕傲 （笑話，英、中譯文）

父親的驕傲（笑話，英、中譯文）

Translated from German by xia23

 

Father’s pride[1]

 

While dringking coffee, the proud father boasts about how well his one-year-old son can already speak.

“Rubi, say rhino!”

The boy crawls to the table, holds the table leg, stands up, looks around skeptically and asks “to whom?”

 

父親的驕傲

 

驕傲的父親在喝咖啡時誇他一歲的兒子已經能說得很好。

“Rubi, 說犀牛!”

兒子爬到桌前，扶著桌腿站起來，懷疑地看著周圍，問：“給誰？“

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[1]. p. 15. Vaterstolz. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.