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老外翻譯的三字經 (轉貼)

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老外翻譯的三字經 (爆笑!)


 人之初: At the beginning of life.
 性本善: Sex is good.
 性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
 習相遠: But it depends on how you do it..
 苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,
 性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
 教之道: The way of learning it
 貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
 
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
 擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
 子不學: If you don't study hard,
 斷機杼: Your Dick will become useless.
 竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
 有義方:  Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
 教五子: All his five son took it.
 名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.

 養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
 父之過: It is all your fault.
 教不嚴:   If they had lots of problems with it,
 師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
 子不學: You may refuse to study this.
 非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
 幼不學:  If you don't learn it in childhood,
 老何為:  You will lose your ability when aged.
 玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,
 不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
 人不學: If you don't learn sex,
 不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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