【功夫熊貓（KUNGFU PANDA）FULL ENGLISH VERSION】 (圖)

【功夫熊貓（KUNGFU PANDA）FULL ENGLISH VERSION】
  Alexis
   Nov. 1. 2008 in Toronto

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was
the staff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.

I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my fist!

The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed,
and then he spoke: "Enough talk, let's fight."
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from
over exposure to pure awesomeness.

My eyes!

He's too awesome.
 
And attractive.

How can we repay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness.

It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match
for his foedasity.

Never before had a panda been so feared and so loved.

Even the most heoric heroes in all of China—the Furious Five!—
bowed in respect of this great master.

We shall hang out.

Agreed.

But hanging out would have to wait because when you are facing
ten thousand demons of Simon mountain, there is only one thing
that matters and that's —

Po! Get up. You'll be late for work!

What?

Po! Get up! Po, what are you doing up there?

Ah, nothing.
 
Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigeress!
 
Po, let's go! You're late for work!

Coming. Sorry dad.

Sorry doesn't make the noodles. What were you doing up there?
All that noise.

Oh…Nothing, just, ah, had a crazy dream.

About what? What were you dreaming about?

What was I…I was dreaming about, ah, ah, noodles.

Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?
 
Ah yeah…what else would I have dreamed about? Oh, careful,
that soup is sharp!

Happy day! My son finally having the noodle dream! You don't
know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po.

Uh, a sign of what?

You are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of
my secret ingredient soup and then you'll fulfill your destiny and
take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father,
who took it from his father who won it from a friend in a game of
Mah Jong.

Dad, dad, dad, it was just a dream.

No, it was just the dream. We are noodle folk; broth run though
our veins.

Dad, didn't you ever, I don't know, want to do something else besides
noodles?

Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and
learning how to make tofu.

So why didn't you?

Oh, because it was a stupid dream!. Can you imagine me making tofu?
Hahahaha……tofu……no! We all have our place in this world.
Mine is here, and yours is…

I know…is here.

No…it's the table 2, 5, 7 and 12! Services with a smile!

Well done students... if you are trying to disappoint me. Tigeress
you need more ferocity, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper
subtlety, mantis… !

Master Shifu!

What?

It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.

Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

So, nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn't say that.

You were saying...?

I had a vision. Tai Lung will return.

That is impossible! He is in prison!

Nothing is impossible.

Sing! Fly to Chogang prison and tell them to double the guards,
double the weapons, double everything, Tai Lung does not leave
that prison!

Yes Master Shifu!

One often meets destiny on the road, he takes to avoid it.

We have to do something. We can't just let him march on the
valley to take his revenge! He'll…he'll…

Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated,
it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle,
the answer becomes clear.

The dragon scroll.

It is time.

But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to
limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?

I don't know.
 
Excuse me. Sorry.

Hey, watch it Po.

Sorry. Sorry and pardon. What? Master Oogway's choosing the
Dragon Warrior—today! Everyone! Everyone! Go, get to the Jade Palace!
One of the five is going to get the dragon scroll!
We've been waiting for a thousand of years for this! Just leave the bowl!
This is the greatest day in kungfu history! Don't worry about it, just go!

Po! Where are you going?

...to the jade palace.

Don't forget your noodle cart! The whole valley will be there and you'll
sell noodles to all of them.

Selling noodles? But,dad…you know I was kinda thinking maybe I…

Yeah?

I was kinda thinking maybe I—

Uh huh.

—could also sell the bean buns. They're…they're about to go bad…

That's my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!

Yeah, glad I had it.

Almost there, what? No, no, no!

Sorry Po. We'll bring you back a souvenir.

No, I'll bring me back souvenir.

It is an historic day, isn't it, Master Oogway?

Yes. And one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready?

Yes Master Oogway.

Now, know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace
to the valley, but also to you.
 
Let the tournament begin!

No nono,wait…I've come… Hey, open the door, let me in!

Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honor to present you:
Tigeress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis, the Furious Five.

The Furious Five?

Warriors, prepare.
 
No, no. Peeking hole.

The Thousands Tongues of Fire.

Whoa, look at that!

Hey! Get away!

And finally, Master Tigeress. Believe me, citizens, you have not seen
anything yet!

I know!

Tigeress, face iron arms and blades of death.

I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.

Citizens of the Valley of the Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the
Dragon Warrior.
 
But, no, no, wait!

Po, what are you doing!

What's it look like I'm doing? Stop, stop! I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!

Po, but I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream!

I lied. I don't dream about noodles, dad. I love kungfu!

Oh, come on, son, let's get back to work.
 
Ok…

Oh…what's going on... where, ah…. What are you pointing...oh, ok. Sorry,
I just want to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

How interesting.

Master, are you pointing at me?

Him.

Who?

You!

Me?

The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

What?

What?

What?

What?

Stop, wait! Who told you to…? Master Oogway, wait. That flabby panda
cannot possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to point
to Master Tigeress when that thing fell in front of her. That was just
an accident.

There are no accidents.

Forgive us, master, we have failed you.

No, if the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have fail you.

Wait wait, I bring a message from Master Shifu.

What?! Double the guards, extra precautions, your prison may not be
adequate?! You doubt my prison security?

Absolutely not. Shifu does, I'm just the messenger.

I'll give you a message for your Master Shifu: escape from the
Chogang Prison is impossible.Impressive, isn't it?

It's very impressive, very impressive.

One way in, one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.

Yes..except that prisoner is Tai Lung.

Take us down.

Oh my—

Behold, Tai Lung.

I'll um…I'm gonna just wait right here.

It's nothing to worry about. It's perfectly safe. Cross bows,
have them ready.

Cross bows?!

Hey,tough guy, did you hear? Oogway finally going to give
someone the scroll and it's not going to be you.

What are you doing? Don't get him mad!

What's he gonna to do about it? I've got him completetly immobilized.
Aww, did I step your witty little tail? Aww.

I've seen enough. I'll tell Shifu He's got nothing to worry about.

No he doesn't.

Ok I'll tell him. Can we please go now?

Wait a second. I think there's been a slight mistake.... Uh, everyone
seems to thinks I'm, uh....The sacred Hall of Warriors. No way, look
at this place! Master Fly's armor, with authentic battle damage!
Whoa...the sword of Hero's. It's said to be so sharp that you can cut
yourself just by looking… Ow! The invisible Dragon of Destiny.
I've only seen painting of that painting…!
No…! The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. It's said to contain
the souls of the entire Tenshu army. Hello?
 
Have you finished sightseeing?

Sorry, I should have come to see you first.

Our patience's wearing thin.

Oh, well, I mean, it's not like you're going anywhere.

Would you turn around?

Sure. Hey, how's it going? How did you get five— Master Shifu. Someone
broke that but I'm going to fix it up. I'll, I'll, do you have some glue?
Ow, a splinter.

So, you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?

Uh, I guess so.

Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior. You'll never be the Dragon Warrior
until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll.

Whoa. So, um, how does this work? Do you have a ladder or a trampoline
or a...?

You think it's that easy? That I'm just going to hand you the secret to
limitless power?

No, I …

One must first master the highest level of kungfu, and that is clearly
impossible if that one is someone like you.

Someone like me?

Yes! Look at you! This fat butt and flabby arms.
 
Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
 
And this ridiculous belly!

Hey!

And, utter disregard for personal hygiene.

Now, wait a minute, that's a little uncalled for.

Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath.

Listen, Oogway said that I was the— The Wushi finger hold? Not the
Wushi finger hold!

Oh, you know this hold?

Developed by Master Wushi in the third dynasty, yes!

Oh, then, you must know what happens when I flex my pinky.

No, no, no, no!

You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up
afterwards.

Ok, ok. Take it easy.

Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I am
through with you, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear?

Oh yeah. We're clear, we're clear, we're so clear.

Good. I can't wait to get started.

Let's begin.

Wait, wait, wait…what? Now?

Yes, now. Unless you think great Oogway was wrong and you are not the
Dragon Warrior.

Oh, ok, well, I don't know if I can do all of those moves.

Well, if we don't try, we'll never know.

Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.

And what level is that?

Well, you know,  I'm not a master but, uh, let's just start at zero, level zero.

There's no such thing as level zero.

Hey, maybe I can start with that.

That? We use that for training children and for proping the door open
when it is hot but if you insist.

Whoa, the Furious Five. You're so much bigger than your action figures
except for you Mantis; you're about the same.

Go ahead,panda, show us what you can do.

Um, are they going to watch or shall I just wait for them to get back
to work or something?

Hit it.

Ok, yeah, I mean, I just ate, um, so I'm still digesting so my kungfu
might not be as good as later on.

Just hit it.

Alright. Whacha got? You got nothing because I got it right here.
You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder.
Look at my crazy feet, whacha you going to do about crazy feet?
Alright, come on, I'm a blur. I'm a blur, you never see me, Bear's style.
Hey, you want to see Praying Mantis or Monkey style or snickaliy Snake.

Would you hit it!

Alright, alright.

Want to try again a little harder?

How's that? Ow, that hurts…

This would be easier than I thought.

My tenders…! Uh oh. How did I do?

There's now a level zero.

There's no words.

No denying that.

I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy is
just going to get himself killed.

He is so mighty. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball
of fire!

When he walks, the very ground shakes!

One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually
knew kungfu.

Yeah or could at least touch his toes.

Or even see his toes.

Ok. Great. Oh hey, hi. You're up.

Am now.

I was just, uh, some day huh? That kungfu stuff is hard work, right?
Are your biceps sour?

Um, I've had a long and rather disappointing day so, uh, yeah, I should
probably get to sleep now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

Ok, thanks.

It's just how I'm such a big fan. You guys were totally amazing at the
battle of the Weeping River. Out numbered by thousands to ones but you
didn't stop and then you just— Sorry about that.

Uh, look, you don't belong here.

I know, I know, you're right… I don't have, I just, my whole life
I dreamed of—
 
No, no, no, I meant that you don't belong here. I mean, in this room.
This is my room. Property of Crane.

Oh, ok, right, right. So, yeah. You want to get to sleep, I'm keeping
you up, we have big things tomorrow. Alright, you're awesome. Last thing
I wanted to say, ok byebye. What was that?

I didn't say anything.

Ok, all right, good night. Sleep well.
That seemed a little bit awkward. Master Tigeress! Didn't mean to
wake you. Just, um—
 
You don't belong here.

Uh, yeah, yeah, of course, this is your room.

I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kungfu
and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be
gone by morning.

Big fan!

I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom.

Is that was this is? I was so sorry. I thought it as a regular peach…
tree…

I understand. You eat when you are upset.

Upset? I'm not upset. Why, why, why, what makes you think I'm upset…?

So why are you upset?

I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in
the history of China, in the history of sucking!

Probably.

And the Five…man, you should have seen them. They totally hate me.

Totally.

How's Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean,
I'm not like the Five. I've got no claws, no wings, no venom.
Even Mantis has those thingys… Maybe just I should just quit and
go back to making noodles.

Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with
what was and what will be. There's a saying: yesterday is history,
tomorrow is mystery, but today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.

Oh no!

What's happening?

Fire crossbows!

Fire!

Fire!

Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.

You're not going anywhere and neither is he!

Let go of me!

Bring it up!

He's coming this way!

He won't get far. Archer!

We're dead, so very very dead.

Not yet we're not. Now!

Can we run now?

Yes!

I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I been forgotten.
Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.

Good morning,master.

Panda! Panda! Wake up! He's quit.

What do we do now, master? With the panda gone,
who will be the Dragon Warrior?

All we can do is to resume training and trust that in time,
the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. What are you doing here?!

Ha! Hi! Good morning, master! I thought I'd warmed up a little.

You're stuck.

Stuck? Nah, what? Yeah, I'm stuck.

Help him.

Oh dear.

Maybe on three.  One, two. Thank you!

Don't mention it.

No, really. I appreciate it.

Ever.

You actually thought you can learn to do a full split in one night?
It takes years to develope one's flexibility, and years longer to
apply it combat. Put that down! The only thing we collect here are
bloody knuckles and broken bones!

Yeah…excellent!

Let's get started.

Are you ready?

I was born ready.

I'm sorry, brother. I thought you said you were ready.

That was awesome! Let's go again.

I've been taking it easy on you, panda, but no more, your next opponent
will be me.

Right, yeah, let's go!

Step forth.
To find victory is to find your opponent's weakness and make him
suffer for it.

Oh yeah.

To take his strength and use it against him until he's finally falls
or quits.

But a real warrior will never quits! Don't worry, master, I'll never
quit!

If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

But he will.

He's not going to quit, is he?

He's not going to bouncing, I'll tell you that.

I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better.

Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points
under all this—

Fat.

Fur? I was going to say fur.

Sure you were.

Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size. I mean look at me.
I'm over here.

Maybe you should take a look at this, again?

Oh…ok…

Ow! Ah! Ow! I know Master Shifu is trying to inspire me and all but
I didn't know any better, I say he's trying to get rid of me.

I know he can seem a kinda heartless but you know he wasn't always
like that.

According to legend, there was once a time when Master Shifu actually
used to smile.

No.

Yes.

But that was before—

Before what?

Before Tai Lung.

Uh, yeah, we're not really suppose to talk about him.

Well, if he's going to stay here, he should know.

Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung. He was a student, the first ever to
master the thousand of scrolls of kungfu and then he turned bad and
now in jail.

He wasn't just a student.
Shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as his son and when the boy
showed talent in kungfu, Shifu trained him. He believed in him, he told
him he was destinied for greatness. It was never enough for Tai Lung.
He wanted the Dragon Scroll but Oogway saw darkness in his heart
and refused. Outraged Tai Lung laid waste to the Valley. He tried to take
the scroll by force and Shifu had to destroy what he created,
but how could he? Shifu loved Tai Lung like he have never loved anyone
before...or since. And now he has the chance to make things right;
to train the true Dragon Warrior and he's stuck with you.
A big, fat panda who treats it like a joke.
Oh! That is it!

Wait! My fault! I accidentally treated his facial nerve...
and may have stopped his heart.

Inner peace…inner peace…inner…in-in-inner peace… Hm? Would whoever is
making that flapping sound, quiet down. Inner—oh Zeng, excellent.
I could use some good news right now.

Uh...

Master! Master!

Hm?

I have... it's a, it's very bad news.

Ah, Shifu, there is just news. There is no good or bad.

Master, master, your vision. Your vision was right! Tai Lung has
broken out of the prison. He's on his way!

That is bad news. If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can
stop him—

The panda?! Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior; he wasn't
even meant to be here! It was an accident!

There are no accidents.

Yes, I know. You've said that already…twice.

Well, that was no accident either.

Thrice.

My old friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny nor you, yours,
until you let go of the illusion of control.

Illusion?

Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I can not make it blossom when it suits
me nor make it bear fruit before its time.

But there are things we can control. I can control when the fruit will
fall. And I can control where to plant the seed. That is no illusion,
master.

Ah, yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach
tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange but you will get a peach.

But a peach can not defeat Tai Lung!

Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it,to believe
in it.

But how? How? I need your help, master.

No. You just need to believe. Promise me Shifu. Promise me you will
believe.

I-I will try.

Good. My time has come…you must continue your journey without me.

What, what, what you…? Wait, master, you can't leave me!

You must believe...

Master!

Scared? You may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in Fujian
province but you're a lousy tipper.

Really? So…how did you get out there alive?

I mean, I, I didn't actually say that but I thought of it in my mind.
If he could read my mind, he would been like what? Order up! You like it?

This is really good.

Naw, come on, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup...
he actually knows the secret ingredient.

What are you talking about? This is amazing!

Wow, you're a really good cook.
 
I wish my mouth is bigger.

Tigeress, you've got to try this.

It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on
nothing but the dew on a single gingko leaf and the energy of the
universe.

I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet. I'll need more
than dew and, uh, universe juice. What?

Oh, nothing...Master Shifu.

You'll never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds
and brush your teeth! What is that noise you're making? Laughter?
I never heard of it. Work hard, panda and maybe someday you'll have
ears like mine.

That's good.

Uh oh.

Ears! It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good.

It's Shifu!

Of course it's Shifu. What do you think I'm doing? Master Shifu!

Do you think this is funny? Tai Lung has escaped from prison and you
acting like children!

What?

He is coming for the Dragon Scroll and you are the only one
who can stop him.

And here I am saying that you got no sense of humour. I'm going…stop
then. What you're serious and I have to... Master Oogway will stop him;
he did it, he'll do it again.

Oogway cannot! Not any more. Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

The panda?

Yes, the panda!

Master, please, let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you've trained us for.

No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! Where did he go?
You can not leave. A real warrior never quits.

Watch me! Come on, how am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can't even beat
you to the stairs.

You'll beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior!

Ow! You don't believe that! You never believed that from the first moment
I got here you've been trying to get rid of me.

Yes, I was. But now I ask you to trust in your master as I've come to trust in mine.

You're not my master and I'm not the Dragon Warrior.

Then why didn't you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you
and, yet, you stayed.

Yeah, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick on
my head or said I smelled, it hurtsbut it could never hurt more than
it did every day in my life just being me. I stayed because I thought
if anyone could change me, could make me not me, it was you,
the greatest kungfu teacher in all of China!

But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior and I will!

Come on, Tai Lung is on this way here right now and even if it takes
him a hundred years to get here, how are you going to change this
into the Dragon Warrior? Huh?! How? How? How?

I don't know! I don't know.

That's what I thought.

This is what you trained me for.

Tigeress!

Don't try to stop me.

We're not trying to stop you.

What?

We're coming with you!

What? I eat when I'm upset, ok?

Oh, no need to explain. I just thought you might be Monkey. He hides
all the cookies on the top shelf.

Don't tell Monkey.

Look at you.

Yeah, I know, I disgust you.

No, no, I mean how did you get up there?

I don't know, I just…I don't know, I just getting the cookie.

And yet you are ten feet off the ground and have done a perfect split.

No, this? This is just an accident.

There are no accidents. Come with me.

I know you're trying to be all mysterical and kungfuie but could you
at least tell me where we are going? You drag me all the way out here
for a bath?

Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.

The Pool of…?

This is where Oogway unravel the mysteries of harmony and focus.
This is the birthplace of kungfu.

Do you want to learn kungfu?

Yeah.

Then I am your master!

Ok.

Don't cry.

Ok.

When you focus on kungfu, when you concentrate, you stink but perhaps
that is my fault. I can not train you the way I have trained the Five.
I now see that the way to get through to you is with this.

Oh, great because I am hungry!

Good. When you've been trained, you may eat. Let's begin.
After you, panda.

Just like that? No situps, no, no, no, no ten-mile hike?

I vow to train you and you have been trained. You are free to eat. Enjoy.

Hey!

I said you are free to eat. Have a dumpling.

Hey!

You are free to eat.

Am I?

Are you?

I'm not hungry...Master.

Cut it.

Where is the Dragon Warrior?

How do you know you are not looking at her?

You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior, none of you.
I heard how he fell out of the sky in the ball of a fire. That he's
a warrior unlike anything in the world's ever seen.

Po?

So that is his name. Po. Finally, a worthy opponent. The battle will
be legendary.

We got this, help her!

Monkey!

Go!

Mantis!
Now.

Shifu taught you well but he didn't teach you everything.

You have done well, panda.

Done well? Done well? I've done awesome!

The mark of the true hero is humility but yes, you have done awesome.

Huh? Guys? Guys! You're dead! No, they're breathing. They're asleep?
No, their eyes are open.

We were no match for his nerve attack.

He has gotten stronger.

Tai Lung? Stronger?

He's too fast! Sorry Po.

I thought we could stop him.

He could have killed you.

Why didn't he?

So you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work.

Uh, it might, I mean a little…I'm pretty scared.

You can defeat him, panda.

Are you kidding? If they can't and they're the five masters.
I'm just one me.

But you'll have the one thing that no one else does.

You really believe I'm ready?

You are...Po. Behold, the Dragon Scroll. It is yours.

Wait, what happens when I read it?

No one knows but legend says you'll be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat—

Oh really? That's cool.

Yes, and see light in the deepest cave. You will feel the universe
in motion around you.

Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I, can I do a quadruple back flip?

Focus, focus, focus.

Oh yeah.

Read it Po and fulfill your destiny. Read it and become
the Dragon Warrior!

Whoa! It's impossible to open. Thank you. Probably loosen it up
for you though. Ok here it goes.
It's blank.

What?

Here look!

No, I am forbidden to look upon. Blank? I don't …I don't understand.

Ok. So, like, Oogway was just a crazy old turtle afterall.

No. Oogway was wiser than us all.

Oh, come on! Face it, he picked me by accident. Of course I'm not
the Dragon Warrior. Who am I kidding?

But who will stop Tai Lung?

He'll destroy everything and everyone.

No. Evacuate the Valley. You must protect villagers from Tai Lung's rage.

What about you master?

I will fight him.

What?

I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape.

But Shifu, he'll kill you.

Then I would have finally paid for my mistake. Listen to me, all of you.
It is time for you to continue your journey without me. I'm
very proud of being your master.

We've got to get them out safely.

Come little one, let's find your mama.

Viper, gather the southern farmers. Mantis, the north. Crane, light the way.

Look, it's the Dragon Warrior.

Hey, dad.

Po! It's good to have you back son.

Good to be back.

Let's go Po. So for our next shop it's time to face it.
The future of noodles is dice cut vegetables, no longer slices.
Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually
stand up in. Hmm, you like that? Po, I-I'm sorry things didn't work out.
It just wasn't meant to be.
Po, forget everything else, your destiny still awaits.
We are noodle folk; broth runs deep through our veins.

I don't know dad. Honestly, sometimes I can't believe
I'm actually your son.

Po, I think it's time I told you something I should have told
you a long time ago.

Ok.

The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup—

Oh.

The secret ingredient is nothing.

Huh?

You heard me. Nothing. There is no secret ingredient!

Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add
some kind of special sauce or something?

Don't have to. To make something special, you just have
to believe it's special.

There is no secret ingredient.

I have come home, master.

This is no longer your home and I'm no longer your master.

Yes, you have a new favorite. So where is this, Po? Did I scare him off?

This battle is between you and me.

So, that is how it's going to be.

That is how it must be.

I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!

That has not been your master's weakness!

You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! You always knew but when Oogway said
otherwise, what did you do? What did you do? Nothing!

You are not meant to be the Dragon Warrior, that was not my fault!

Not your fault? Who filled my head with dreams? Who drove me to train
until my bones cracked? Who deny me my destiny?!

It was never my decision to make.

It is now. Give me the scroll.

I would rather die.

What ever I did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are Shifu.
Tell me. Tell me!

I...I have always been proud of you. From the first moment
I've been proud of you and it was my pride that blind me.
I loved you too much to see what you were becoming—
what I was turning you into.
I'm...I'm sorry.

I don't want your apology. I want my scroll! What? Where is it!?

Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll half-way across China by now.
You'll never see that scroll Tai Lung. Never. Never!

Hey! Ah, ah...stairs...huh, ah, ah.

Who are you?

Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior. Ah.

You? Him? He's a panda. You're a panda. What are you going to do,
big guy? Sit on me?

Don't tempt me. Now, I'm going to use this. You want it? Come get it.

Finally.
That scroll is mine!
The scroll is giving him power.
Finally. Oh yes, the power of the dragon scroll is mine! It's nothing!

It's ok, I didn't get it the first time either.

What?

There is no secret ingredient, it's just you. Stop it...I'm going pee!
Don't! Don't!

You cannot defeat me. You, you are just a big, fat panda!

I'm not a big fat panda; I'm the big fat panda!

The Wushi finger hold!

Oh, you know this finger hold.

You're bluffing, you're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.

Nope. I figured it out. Schdooch.

Ah look! The Dragon Warrior.

That's my boy! The big lovely kungfu warrior is my son! Yes!

Thanks dad. Hey guys.

Master.

Master.

Master? Master Shifu!

Master! Shifu, Shifu are you ok?

Po, you're alive. Or we're both dead?

No master, I didn't die. I defeated Tai Lung.

You did? Wow. It is as Oogway foretold. You are the Dragon Warrior.
You have brought peace to this valley and...and me. Thank you.
Thank you Po. Thank you...thank you.

No, Master! No, no, no don't die Shifu, please!

I'm not dying you idiot! Ah, Dragon Warrior. I'm simply at peace…finally.

Oh, so, um, I should stop talking.

If you can.

You wanna get something to eat?

Yeah.