男女關係中的數學邏輯

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 

Smart man + smart woman = romance 

Smart man + dumb woman = affair 

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage 

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy 

浪漫數學  精明的男人＋精明的女人＝浪漫愛情 ；精明的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝婚外私通；愚蠢的男人＋精明的女人＝結婚生活；愚蠢的男人＋愚蠢的女人＝身懷六甲;

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit 

Smart boss + dumb employee = production 

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion 

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 

 辦公室數學  精明的老板＋精明的雇員＝帶來利潤；精明的老板＋愚蠢的雇員＝生產成果；愚蠢的老板＋精明的雇員＝促進銷售；愚蠢的老板＋愚蠢的雇員＝加班加點；

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. 

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. 

購物數學  男人總是花 20塊錢買他需要的價值10塊錢的東西  女人總是花10塊錢買她不需要的價值20快錢的東西

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. 

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 

一般方程與統計  女人在找到老公之前總是為未來擔心 ；男人在找到老婆之後才開始擔心未來；成功的男人標誌是掙的錢足夠他太太花費；成功女人的標誌是她找到了這樣的先生 

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little 

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 

幸福  要想與一個男人幸福地相守，你必須對他多理解多點，愛的少點； 要想與一個女人幸福地生活，你必須盡量愛她的多點，而不要試圖去理解她 

LONGEVITY 

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.  


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 

改變的傾向  女人嫁給一個男人，希望他會發生改變，而他卻做不到； 男人娶一個女人，希望她不會變化，而她卻改變了。

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 

爭論技巧  女人對任何爭論都擁有最後的決斷； 任何問題在男人提出來之後都會變成一場新的爭論。 

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED 

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 阻止眾人催你結婚的方法   每次參加婚禮,姨母姑母們都嘮嘮叨叨的對我說：“下一個輪到你啦”。我在葬禮上用同一句話回敬她們之後，她們以後便不再這樣做了。

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. 
 
嗬嗬，，，
 

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回複南京之友的評論:既然是一流男人，就不會有婚外戀了，嗬嗬。不過，什麽到你那裏都能扯上關係，真有你的，嗬嗬，不介意，不介意，不跟你斤斤計較。