衛生棉自動抽條係統

4/1/11
自動衛生棉抽條係統...簡稱"自衛抽".
(為各位領導審閱方便,俺翻譯一下...不是吃飽撐的麽..)

一坐飛機旅行的哥們內急.但每次去廁所,裏麵都有人.空姐看他窘急的樣子,說,幹脆你去用俺們空姐專用廁所吧..不過千萬別亂摁按鈕喲...

隻見廁所裏手紙圈筒邊上有四個紐: 溫水, 暖風, 抹粉, 自衛抽...很快,他犯了天下男人都犯的錯誤--不是成龍那個錯誤, 而是天下男人都不認真聽女人講話的錯誤..他好奇心上來了...

小心翼翼地杵了'溫水'鈕, 一股溫泉噴灑出來.他一想,哇靠,這些姐妹們日子真叫滋潤...

這下子膽子大了一些,又點了一下'暖風'鍵..一股暖風飄灑殿下,他一個中心兩個基本點利馬幹爽無比...啊喲,我的個乖乖..難怪她們一進來半天沒動靜,敢情是享受這個...

於是他又按了下一個'抹粉'鈕...一股脂粉就抹上了襠中央..."真是華麗轉身般的享受啊",他一邊想,一邊按了"自衛抽"... ...

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當他從醫院裏醒來時,止痛的瑪菲已經有點過了勁了...大惑不解:"護士小姐,俺這是咋回事嘛?..."

Automatic Tampon Remover

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom.
He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably."Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.