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1 怎樣在火爐旁找個座位/How to get a seat by the fire
Mr. Brown came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire.
He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse.
"Will your horse eat oysters?" said the hostler.
"Try him, " said Mr. Brown.
Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and Mr. Brown who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable.
在一個非常寒冷的日子，布朗先生來到一家小客棧，發現火爐旁邊已經沒有空位了。
於是，他讓旅店的馬夫去拿些牡蠣來喂他的馬。
“您的馬吃牡蠣嗎？”馬夫問道。
“你試著喂喂吧。”布朗先生回答。
頃刻間，人們都跑去看這一奇觀，而布朗先生卻獨自呆在屋裏，他在火爐旁找了個最好的座位，舒舒服服地坐在那取暖了。
2 我有別的選擇嗎?/Do I have any other choice?
One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
一天，夏娃問亞當：“你當真愛我嗎？”
亞當無可奈何地回答：“我有別的選擇嗎？”
3 我從來不會下蛋/I never laid an egg
Author: You can't appreciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.
Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than any hen in this country.
作者：你無法欣賞，你自己從來沒有寫過書。
朋友：沒寫過，我也從來沒有下過蛋，但是我卻比這個國家的任何一隻母雞更擅長鑒定煎蛋卷。
4 你們有多少人？/How many people do you have?
An American stepped into a gun shop, "Give me the most powerful pistol."
"How many bullets do you need?"
The American walked to a telephone booth, "Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have, please?"
一個美國人走進槍支商店：“給我拿一支威力最大的手槍。”
“您需要多少發子彈?”
那個美國人走到公用電話間旁打電話：“喂，銀行嗎？請問你們有多少人？”
5 我希望/I wish
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子走到看報紙的丈夫麵前說：我真希望我是一份報紙，這樣我每天都可以被你捧在手心裏了。
丈夫回答到：我也希望如此，這樣我就可以每天更換你了！
6 跌落/Falling Down
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
一個人在吹牛，說他們國家的事情是多麽偉大。最後，他開始描述他的國家的高樓。
“有一座樓房特別高，我的朋友亞曆克斯用了72小時才從它上麵跌下來!”
“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友說。“他肯定已經死了!”
“當然。他沒有食物和水達3天之久!”
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