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1 健忘的人/A Forgetful Man
Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.
Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for a long time.
Finally, the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.
湯姆累壞了，一到家就上床睡覺。
忽然，他想起原來晩上計劃做一件事，可他想不起來是什麽事，他在床上翻來覆去很久。
終於，他想起來了，“上帝，原計劃就是早點兒上床睡覺!” 他沮喪說。
2 現在才賣
A man entered a bakery with a loaf of bread, "I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad." "What!" exclaimed the baker. "I've been baking bread for 25 years! "The man replied, "You should have sold it right away!"
一個男人拿著一條麵包走進麵包店:“這麵包是在你這兒買的,味道很糟糕。” “什麽，”麵包師叫了起來,“ 我已經烤麵包25年了。”男人回答說:“那你不應該留到現在才賣呀。”
3 合理的哀傷/A Reasonable Affliction
On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care.
“A different cause,” says Parson Sly， “The same effect may give： Poor Lubin fears that he may die; His wife, that he may live”.
可憐的魯賓躺在他臨終的床上; 他的妻子陷入絕望; 兩人頻頻啜泣，相對哭啼， 他們都表達著憂傷。
“不同原因，” 狡黠牧師說， “可產生同樣結果： 可憐的魯賓怕他會死; 他老婆，怕他會活。”
4 拍賣會上/At Auction Fair
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.
The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."
On hearing the news, another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍賣會上，有人丟了一個包，裏麵裝有重要文件。物主說：“有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”
話剛出口，就聽有人喊：“我出300美元。”
5 太黑了，我根本就看不見
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚飯後，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裏的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房裏太黑了，我根本就看不見。”
6 可憐的男人
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個男人坐在酒吧裏，傷心至極。
酒吧招待：“你怎麽了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?”
男人：“我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。”
酒吧招待：“那你應該高興才是啊!”
男人：“不，今天是這個月的最後一天。”
問好花甲老翁，新周快樂！
問好水沫,新周快樂!
問好曉青,周末快樂!
謝謝婉妮喜歡:)
問好婉妮,周末快樂!
哈哈,問好菲兒,周末快樂!
天呀, 收錢的鍋也賣了出去,真是重大事故!
問好石美眉,周末快樂!
我媽他們展銷會上賣鋁鍋，收的錢放在一個鍋裏，結果那個鍋也賣出去了。重大事故!
哈哈,尼斯好! 這段幽默的原作者原來就是你啊~~~
尼斯,周末快樂!
小小好! 你最近好辛苦啊,那就早些睡覺,且什麽都不要想:)
小小,周末快樂!
默默好! 第一個真是讓人開懷大笑:)
謝謝默默鼓勵,周末快樂!
哈哈，東東好！是的，是的，累了就睡，什麽都不要想：）
東東，周末快樂!
山韭菜好！很喜歡你幽默的文筆：）
山韭菜，周末快樂！
美眉好! 拍賣會抬高價成習慣了~
美眉,周末快樂！
鬆鬆周末愉快！
鬆鬆周末快樂！
謝謝鬆鬆每周的辛勤耕耘，周末愉快！
鬆鬆周末快樂！
哈哈,月底要想法吵一架,點點真有你的~ 拍賣成癮了; 是啊,湯姆已經累暈了~
點點,周末快樂！