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1 入室盜竊者 A burglar
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."
一個人來到警察局希望跟前一天晚上闖入他家的盜賊說話。
“你在法庭上會有機會的。”服務台的警長說。
“不，不，不。”那人說。“我想知道他是怎麽進了屋子卻沒驚醒我的妻子。我一直試了多年了。”
2 還有一個餡餅 One more pie
The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy had brought to her.
"I'll see your mother tomorrow," she said, "And I'll thank her for this lovely pie."
"Um, if you don't mind," the boy said nervously, "could you thank her for two pies?"
老太太很高興男孩帶給她的禮物。
“明天我會去看你媽的，”她說，“我會謝謝她做的這個可愛的餡餅。”
“嗯，如果你不介意，”男孩緊張地說，“你可以謝謝她的兩個餡餅嗎？”
3 會計師 An Accountant
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
"Have you tried counting sheep?"
"That's the problem. I make a mistake and spend three hours trying to find it."
一位會計師很難入睡，就去看他的醫生。
“醫生，我在晚上睡不著覺。”
“你有沒有試過數羊？”
“這就是我的麻煩。我數錯了，就會花上三小時找到錯在哪兒了。”
4 這是我的座位 This is my seat
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
這是一個女人的第一次乘坐飛機。她登上了飛機，給自己找了一個靠窗的座位。
她坐定後，一名男子走了過來，並堅持認定她是在他的座位上。她不理他，叫他走開。
“好吧，”那人回答。“如果這是你想要的，你來開飛機吧。”
5 這孩子可以待在這裏 The Child May Stay
One afternoon while I was talking to a professor, my two-year-old daughter, Lily wandered into a nearby classroom. There was a math class in progress and，to my dismay，Lily sat down in the front row.
When I went in to get her, the instructor stopped me. "Young lady，”he said，“I have been teaching calculus at this college for over 20 years. In that time，not once has anyone come to my class just he or she wanted to. The child may stay.”
一天下午，當我和一位教授談話時，我兩歲的女兒莉莉走進了旁邊的一間教室。教室正在上數學課，使我驚愕的是，莉莉進去在第一排坐下了。
當我進去想把她弄出來時，講課的教師攔住了我。“夫人，”他說，“我在這所大學裏教微積分已經二十幾年了。在這段時間裏從沒有人自願來聽我的課。讓孩子待在這吧。”
6 服從命令 To Obey Orders
My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high school basketball team. During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one，Tony.”He said，"And follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!”
A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court. There was Tony guarding 21，who had been lifted from the game and was sitting on the bench.
我丈夫第一次當教練是教一個初中的籃球隊。在一次比賽中，他讓一個年紀最小的男孩上場並向他做了最嚴格的指令。“托尼，你緊跟著21號。”他說，“無論他走到哪裏都盯著他不放。別讓他甩了你。”
幾分鍾後，我丈夫發現場上隻有他的四個隊員了。托尼正站在被換下的坐在板凳上的21號隊員旁邊。
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小和尚妹妹好！感恩節快樂！
雪花，笑一笑，十年少：）
新周快樂！
謝謝貝卡一直的鼓勵：）
貝卡，新周快樂！
問好叔丁！很高興你喜歡：）
叔丁，新周快樂！
謝謝花甲老翁欣賞，周末快樂！
謝謝womaninhome喜歡，很欣賞你的服裝秀，人和衣服都那麽美：）
womaninhome，周末快樂！
wawale好！覺得人家很會挑座位，一下就挑了個視野最好的：）
wawale，周末快樂！
問好點點！也覺得小男孩偷吃餡餅可以理解。服從命令的小男孩也讓人忍俊不住。可飛機沒了飛行員還真不行：）
點點，周末快樂！感恩節快樂！
小小好！喜歡帶著愉快的好心情開始周末：）
小小，周末快樂！
^o^，一個一個有趣的小對話，謝謝鬆鬆分享，周末快樂！