周末一笑：邏輯思維（轉載）

1.　１。Logical thinking邏輯思維

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說有一個人早飯前要在河裏遊泳，橫渡三趟。

Johnny laughed．

約翰尼笑了。

“Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?一asked the teacher．

老師問：“你不相信遊泳很好的人可以做到這個？

"No, sir, "answered Johnny, "but l wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were.”

約翰尼回答說：“不，我相信，但我不明白他為什麽不遊四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊呢。"

 

2.　２。The umbrella雨傘

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written：“This umbrella belongs to a gentle man who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes．"When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written, "This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裏，不過他在傘柄上係了一張卡片，上麵寫道，-此傘屬於一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鍾內回來。一當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上麵寫著：“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英裏的人留下的，我再也不回來了。”

 

3.　３。Crazy driver瘋狂的司機

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried、anxious says, "Herman, be careful just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”

一位高齡老人升著車在高速公路上駕車時，接到了妻子打來的電話。妻子焦急地告訴他說，“赫爾曼，小心！我剛從電台上聽到報道說，在280號公路上有一個瘋子正在逆行開車！”

Herman says, "I know, but there isn't just one，there are hundreds!"

赫爾曼說，“我知道，但不是一個，而是成百上千個！”

 

4.     ４。Go barefoot 光著腳去約會

 

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

念中學的時候，我對自己的身高非常敏感。

Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was. So the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.

一次，一位救生員約我出去。事實上，我從未和他並肩站過，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此約會那晚，我拿出兩雙鞋，一雙高跟，一雙平跟。

I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear．

我安排哥哥去開門，讓他和救生員比比高度，再上樓告訴我應穿哪雙鞋。

When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: “Go barefoot."

門鈴響了，我在樓上等著。哥哥跑上樓告訴了我一個不幸的消息：“你可以光著腳去約會。”

 

5.     ５。The result of a promise許諾的結果

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

父親：我曾許諾說，如果你考試及格就給你買輛小汽車，可你卻沒通過考試。你上學期一直在幹什麽呀？

 

Son: I was learning to drive a car.

兒子：我在學開汽車。

 

6.     ６。Mixed doubles混合雙打

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎？

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often saw it even last night.

尼克：見過，老師，經常見。就在昨天夜裏我還見過呢。

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

老師：你給大家講講當時的情形吧。

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, "Domestic shams should not be published.”

尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說，“家醜不可外揚。”

[南山鬆]

回複 '林貝卡' 的評論 :
謝謝貝卡喜歡，新周快樂！

[林貝卡]

I like [周末一笑] very much. Thank you, Songsong. Have a nice week.

[南山鬆]

回複 'SnowFallingOnWater' 的評論 :
哈哈，力氣大的也抵不過跑得快的~
問好雪花，新周快樂！

[SnowFallingOnWater]

哈哈哈。。。周末來看鬆鬆的笑話。。。。喜歡那個偷傘的幽默

[南山鬆]

回複 '小小婷' 的評論 :
小婷，周末快樂！天天快樂！

[小小婷]

喜歡鬆鬆的周末笑話分享，讓人輕鬆愉快。祝鬆鬆 周末快樂！

[南山鬆]

回複 'spot321' 的評論 :
是啊，點點，女孩太高了：）
謝謝點點欣賞，周末快樂！

[南山鬆]

回複 '美麗風景' 的評論 :
哈哈，美麗，最好別在公路上狹路相逢~~~
周末快樂！

[spot321]

“你可以光著腳去約會。” 哈哈，對高度敏感的女孩兒這下碰上大難題了。謝謝小鬆為大家帶來快樂的時光。

[美麗風景]

哈哈! 經常見到這樣的老先生：)

[南山鬆]

回複 '京燕花園' 的評論 :
哈哈，問好燕燕！
You are very lucky, the mad man is not on the road when you are driving~~~
Have a nice weekend!

[京燕花園]

鬆鬆的周末一笑帶給們愉快的開始~~~鬆鬆長周末愉快(^.^)

Mad man on the run, 還說人家成千上百個！280公路離我們這裏不遠，我開過，沒見到mad man, thank God! 景很美，繞在青山碧水間~~~~