A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'.
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.' Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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剛收到這個，逗的我！而且那個打賭的人贏了，我就是又讀了一遍。:)
不過，我在腦子裏把對話回想了一遍，笑s我了。
haha, 我看懂了 :-)
嗯,我也輸了5塊 :)))
抱抱鴿子開心果！
我也教了5塊錢. 笑翻了我啦....
還是餅妹黃的比較純.:)))
笑得我。。。
我隻看了一遍。。。眼淚都出來了。。。。
傻丫頭，你黃牛資格的不夠，讓黃牛餅來給你講解一下就好了。:)
但是沙發板凳報紙都是我的，開心大笑。。。嘎嘎嘎：）