歌友會
當清風送來一抹草籽的芬芳，我驀然忘了憂，歡天喜地起來。
Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, knowing there were many monkeys, went to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He then announced that he would buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the villagers efforts and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.
The assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when my boss returns, you can sell them to him for $50."
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.
They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!
Now you have a better understanding of how the
WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WORKS !!!
It doesn't get much clearer than this........
此故事由阿小杏提供。:)
你們也別太羨慕我，現在我和你們一樣，啥也提前看不見了:P
好爽呀,十一妹,先睹為快! :)
我是永遠沒有這個膽量啊! :)
握手,握手! :)
嗬嗬，我可沒說相聲的本事，什麽笑話，我都是自己先笑得嘎嘎的！
下次我老公股票買砸了，我就說他養猴子了，哈哈！我們家目前猴子有若幹，不知還會不會繼續養下去：）
鬆，握握手，知音啊！
阿Eleven小MM,不客氣,快告訴我你乘"職務"之便的時候還睹什麽了,這樣我猜迷的時候可以先勝一籌嘛,哈哈 :))
上班兒的時候有時會聽到同事說"Yeh,that is a kind of Monkey Business",說的時候都是口氣很不屑,可見做這事兒多麽不招人待見 :))
好幾次都發現你把我想說的都說了.嗬嗬. :)
同意同意，再清楚不過了！
謝謝阿小杏！--ZT
謝謝阿小杏！