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Potentially and Realistically-zt

(2008-08-20 19:01:25) 下一個

A young boy went up to his father and asked him 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars.'

' Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars', and then, ask your brother 'if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a

million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!'

The boy then went to his brother! And asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars..............

but realistically,.......

We're living with two sluts and a queer'.

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老史 回複 悄悄話 回複歌兒的評論:
嘻嘻,歌兒的可愛實在是方方麵麵的:)

我也挺喜歡Julie的。
歌兒 回複 悄悄話 其實我願意付100美元sleep with Brad Pitt,假如他同意采取安全措施的話,嘿嘿。

Jolie挺可愛的,就不拿Pitt開涮了。:)
我就是 回複 悄悄話 哈哈,笑死人
longhair 回複 悄悄話 回複老史的評論:
hehe...I don't wan tto sleep with Brat Pitt (I'm not his fan), but I want 1 million dollars. :))))
老史 回複 悄悄話 哈哈哈哈,太好笑了。。。。
Who doesn't want to sleep with Brat Pitt? plus 1 million dollars!!
Slut or queer? who cares....hahahaha:))
warmginger 回複 悄悄話 看了。不知做何感想:-)
Potentially, I ....; Realistically, I...
我就是大姑姑 回複 悄悄話 沙發
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