歌友會
當清風送來一抹草籽的芬芳，我驀然忘了憂，歡天喜地起來。
THE 6 BEST SMART ARSED ANSWERS OF 2007
SMART ARSED ANSWER 6
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
'What are my choices?' the man asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
歌兒's comment: this is rude, not humourous.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'
歌兒's comment: this sounds like my type of humour.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'
歌兒's comment: this is stupidity, not humour.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.
The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
歌兒's comment: this is my type of humour.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 2
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read 'Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver 'Got stuck, eh?' The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'
歌兒's comment: not bad, but not that funny either.
SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
歌兒's comment: this is my type, don't be too surprised that if I tell you I was the teacher.
麥片：是吧是吧，看起來你的幽默感跟我的是同一個頻率的，嗬嗬。
我就是：你總是蹲著點打瞌睡怎麽行？
愛讀：我也喜歡那個。
小屁涵：有時候是需要當仁不讓的。你知道我為了等人來坐我的沙發等了多久才見到南山鬆的倩影啊。:)
暖暖的：咱們幽默感都是一個頻率的，都是橙色的。:)
我就那近水樓台的，誰讓我一時衝動，說了坐那‘我就是’後麵那張報紙哪！哎！
因為時差的關係，我都睡了，公主才上菜，我怎麽辦？
跟你急，我能那樣嗎？
每個笑話都很好笑，我先拉發小的手，哈哈哈笑將起來！
這沙發今天又非我莫屬了.
除了最後一個沒弄懂之外,其他的同意歌兒的看法.