歌友會
當清風送來一抹草籽的芬芳，我驀然忘了憂，歡天喜地起來。
明亮鬧幹旱了，我這裏雨水也不夠豐沛，幸好上帝創造了我們的幽默感，就讓我們也來幽他一默好了。
Little Morris Cohen was doing very badly in math's. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning mathematics.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Morris down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Morris came home with a very serious look on his face.
He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Morris was hard at work.
His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner; to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Morris brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table went up to his room and hit the books.
With great trepidation his Mum looked at it and to her great surprise, little Morris got an 'A' in math'.
She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said: 'Son, what was it?
Was it the nuns?'
Little Morris looked at her and shook his head, 'No'
'Well, then', she replied, 'Was it the books, the discipline, thestructure, the uniforms what was it?'
Little Morris looked at her and said,
'Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the Plus Sign,
I knew they weren't f**king around.'
川妹子的心態果然好好啊！
麥片：回家寫檢討去！:)
老史：我怎麽委婉的問，你才能告訴我你看的是哪天的報紙呢？:)
暖暖的：聽你這麽說，我的風格沒準真變了，以前大家到我這都是想聽我發牢騷的，嗬嗬。
我就是＝老鍋餅？快交代你倆誰是誰的馬甲啊？太淘氣了呀：）
“老史你坐了沙發又跑廁所緩神去了吧？緩神的時候看的是哪天的報紙啊？” －－要含蓄呀，歌兒，請不要這麽直接好不好，哈哈：）
Little Morris thought if he could not get a good grade he would be nailed to the Plus Sign.
"that guy nailed to the Plus Sign" is "Jesus on the cross."
歌兒, 你就常貼笑話吧.
就是心態不好的,讀了你貼的笑話,心態也就好了.
不容易不容易.
好在你沒摔地上,我還為你擔心呢.;)
烙餅人家笑翻了的時候就不是赫赫了，而是hiahiahia了，hiahiahia
南山鬆：大家現在心態都變好了都是被老史培養出來的吧，哈哈。
她心態好，人家坐沙發，她說晃眼，赫赫
我天天這裏蹲點，她看我去廁所，她就把沙發占了，你說我容易嗎？
椅子上的那位,要笑翻在地,怕是不太好受吧?;)
謝謝歌兒分享.
我這裏在椅子上已經笑翻了，赫赫