codeman 去美國了

Young Codeman moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said,
\'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.\'

Codeman replied,
\'Well, then just give me my money back.\'

The farmer said,
\'Can\'t do that. I went and spent it already.\'

Codeman said,
\'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.\'

The farmer asked,
\'What ya gonna do with him?\'

Codeman said,
\'I\'m going to raffle him off.\'

The farmer said,
\'You can\'t raffle off a dead donkey!\'

Codeman said,
\'Sure I can Watch me. I just won\'t tell anybody he\'s dead.\'

A month later, the farmer met up with Codeman and asked,
\'What happened with that dead donkey?\'

Codeman said,
\'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.\'

The farmer said,
\'Didn\'t anyone complain?\'

Codeman said,
\'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.\'

Codeman now works for Goldman Sachs.