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After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to
the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 1000 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English
scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in
the UK newspapers read: " English archaeologists have found traces of
2000 year old fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging
as deep as 5000 meters in a County Mayo bog, Irish scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years
ago,
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Ireland's inhabitants were already using wireless technology."