經曆職場雷傲夫, 如何重新站起來? – 職壇名人名言錄 [之二]

名人：huoniao，竹杉林，jasoncool，ntking，胡說之, 白虎.唐，gfdsa, 琴清, waitGC, zzyzx, xiu830, dominic, taizhou, aprilpinkrose, 美國老土, 看那月光, 龍少爺

1. 預防被裁

1.1 “聽說過好幾個這樣的例子了， 技術最好的， 反而第一個被裁. 所以說， 這年頭做工要有點解剖學知識。 “彼節者有間， 而刀刃者無厚， 以無厚之入有間……” 千萬不能太大刀闊斧了.”
1.2 “是啊,我也覺得好奇怪,公司雷掉了好幾個技術很好但不擅交際的老中. 留下的反而是平時不出活, 會混的. 不擅長交際會吃這麽大的虧”
1.3 “Well, a person so good at tech -- is just somebody who himself thinks he is so good, but the notice of firing cannot be more clear: "The company no longer needs your tech". The guy does not get it, something is awefully wrong, is that notice clear enough? Is the fact clear enough that this guy was not able to get hire for one year? Is it clear that he still mistakes firing as lay-off?
To me, it's damn clear that this guy is living in denial! And this is a typical example that somebody just cannot make it, so he does his best to find something, so he can make his fate justifiable. It's nothing surprising, it's just another example of major failure.”
1.4　“所謂技術最好的，很多時候都是自以為是的人字封的”
1.5　“現在是金融危機期間，不要辭職，不要換工作，不要轉行，不要創業。不主動要求老板漲工資，裁員往往從高薪員工開始……”


2. 被裁後心理調節

2.1 “裁兩次就習慣了，俺一舊同事，每次被裁的當天晚上，到處打電話報信，嘻嘻哈哈，像娶了二奶似的。 ”
2.2 “俺被雷一次，僅花五分鍾遺憾沒時間放Bug.”
2.3 “before lay-off, work out a plan for your financial payments for mortgages, rents, and other fixed monthly expenses. if you get laid off once or twice, you get used to it, it's no big deal.”
2.4 “今天我突然想明白了，其實layoff也好，fire也好，都不是什麽大不了的事，我們在世界上還有那麽多好玩的地方沒有去，Disney, Florida那麽多的地方還沒有去過，我打定主意了，一旦發生了，這次我一定要帶著孩子去趟遠門，管他什麽古羅馬角鬥場，還是亂遊歐洲的。”
2.5 “Time to have a break. Well, start from small things first -- pick up some old books/musics; hang out in a coffee shop for a afternoon, go to see movies... enjoy youself for a little while then start to plan your trips. By then you probably have better idea of what you really want to do.
You can change your perspectives and life style because of events happened or is happening in your life. But life is so real, at all times.”


3. “被Layoff了，公司又叫我回去，求negotiate經驗”

“要看公司的policy, 某些公司，比如眸得撈啦，被layoff的員工6個月內重返公司，必須如數吐出severance pay. 公司越大，越眸得傾。”
“重新被雇，可以照拿severance 吧，隻要不在乎seniority。我想可以談談試試看，是否可以拖幾個星期上班。應該什麽都可以談”


4. “雷了之後找工作，怎麽說，說被雷了，在家閑著？”

“This is easy:)。 You have been looking since layoff -- no worries, nobody cares about this, of course you'll be in a relatively poor position for bargaining, but right now in such a situation who can bargain anyway?”
“Tell the truth and only truth:). Serious: tell truth on this, make stories to dress it up.”


4. “Layoff期間的記錄對以後找工作的影響？”

“Layoff期間拿失業金對以後找工作的影響是零. There is nothing to worry about it.
Now days many company do layoff good people. So it is not a big deal. I had three layoff in the past, I told them clearly during the interview, they all understand.”


5. “如果被雷，回國仍可以拿unemployment benefit嗎？”

5.1 “NO/YES - because it is very hard to prove you are still looking for job.
Sure, you can ask somebody to sign your UI claim forms and deposit checks to your bank account if EDD could not find the truth.(If it does, you get trouble). If you notify EDD your intention to go back China for a couple of weeks, EDD will likely put your UI claim into idle till you get back and re-open the case.”
5.2 “No problem if the policy in each state is same. I am not sure for your state. With my experience, it is no problem for you back China to get your unemployment compensation after they proved your application. but you should be in U.S.A when they verify your claim. This is last step for your procedure. After that, then you can choice either by phone or by online to claim biweekly, the money will deposit your account directly if you choice this way.”
5.3 “如果想回國,又要拿 unemployment benefit, 請千萬放棄這一念頭.
如你出國,一但被發現,會被重罰(已有先例):
1) 要你退出同時期的unemployment benefit
2) 罰金是你 3 ~ 5 個月的unemployment benefit
3) 在你的SSN下麵永遠會有一個記錄
請小心為妙, 三思而後行 :)”


6. 老婆被裁

一個被雷的女同事，回家後給老公打電話，就一句“組織考驗你的時候到了”。
“我跟老公也聊過，他特豪氣的說“天踏下來，高個頂著；你比我矮吧？’”


6. 看到希望：

“經濟低迷，工作機會紛紛找上門… 新年回來上班，雖然我並沒在找工作，也有好幾年沒在任何求職網站上張貼過簡曆了，居然一周內收到三家公司和獵頭的電話和Email。……總的來說，有裁人的，也有招人的，同一家大公司內既有裁的，又有招的，好像暫時還沒有往大蕭條走的跡象嘛。但願股市能止跌，別讓我把勤勤懇懇工作來的養老金都賠進去。”