Who wants to be a pig? -- Just for fun

最近我的PM給我們出了幾道心理測試的問題要我們回答，比如：你想做什麽動物？你想讓別人認為你是什麽動物，等等。。。有四種動物可以選擇：獅子，大象，狗和鸚鵡。據說這是應征FBI時的問題。當然豬不在選擇之中。我相信沒有人願意選豬，沒有人願意是一頭豬。

我想起了好久以前看過的一個笑話。具體情節忘記了。為了表達我要表達的意思，我根據重點編了一個。

有四個動物：豬，猴子，老虎和馬。它們一起去一個地方，途中要過一條河。因隻有一條船，他們必須擠在這條船上。

正當他們走到河中央時，狀況發生，船上不能承受這麽多動物，至少一個動物必須離開這條船，否則所有的動物都活不成。這個關鍵時候，沒有誰願意主動跳下水的，跳下去就意味著死嗎.

於是他們想出一個辦法: 由其中一個給大家講一個笑話，誰先笑誰就跳下去；如果兩分鍾之內誰都不笑，那麽講笑話的人就得跳下去。

猴子決定講笑話。等他講完後，就看馬和獅子死勁兒憋著不笑，隻有豬顯得很鎮靜。

兩分鍾過去了，猴子沒辦法隻好噗嗵一聲跳下去了。就在猴子拚命在水裏掙紮時，豬突然哈哈大笑起來。

知道為什麽嗎？豬剛剛反應過來！這個笑話太可笑了，實在是憋不住了！

所以說，有時候反應遲鈍不見得是一件壞事，關鍵時候救人一命呀！

你想是這隻豬嗎？;)

Recently my project manager played with us a psychological test and asked us some questions like “what animal you want to be in the future?” “what animal you expect others to think about you”...We needed to choose from one of the animals: Parrot, Elephant, Lion and Dog. There is no pig in the list. I believe no one wants to be a pig.

This reminds me of a story (or joke) I heard long time ago. It’s so long that I can’t remember the detail, so I made one based on the point.

There are 4 animals: a pig, a monkey, a tiger and a horse. They go together to a destination and they need to come cross a big river. There is only one boat so they have to squeeze in it.

But something happens when they are in the middle of the river and one of them has to leave the boat otherwise all of them will die. Of course, no one wants to sacrifice voluntarily!

Then they come out a solution: One of them will tell a joke. The one who laughs first within 2 minutes will jump into the river without question; If no one laughs, the one who tells the story will have to leave the boat.

The monkey decides to tell the story. After he finishes, no one laughs, but obviously the horse and the tiger are trying their very best not to laugh, only the pig is so calm.

2 minutes passes, the monkey has no choice but jump into the river. While the monkey is struggling in the water, suddenly the pig starts laughing! Hahahaha...

Do you get that? The pig just gets into the joke and feels it’s soooooo funny.

So...Sometimes being a pig is not a bad thing, isn't it? It makes you survive in a critical position!

Now, do you want to be this pig? ;)

[弄堂裏的豬貝貝]

好啊！