The Ultimate Dollar

The Ultimate Dollar 

By Billy

9/4/07 

          Money alive? Talks to you like a friend? Oh my! This is how this thing ended in my pocket.

          It all started when I was walking on the playground, until I found a one dollar bill. How lucky! When I picked it up he screamed, “What are you doing to your father, the father of your country!?” said the bill. “Who are you?” I asked. “I am George Washington, President of United States of 1776 and the hero of the revolutionary war.” “Okay?” I said while stuffing it in my pocket.

          When I came home he was shouting at me being stuffed in my pocket. So I took him out of my pocket and promised him not to say a word making him say “Fine!” quite loudly. Unluckily my brother came up to my room and stared at the money. He picked it up but luckily the dollar didn’t yell put me down or something. I hope that wouldn’t happen again.

            Having an annoying dollar bill isn’t that bad at all. I get a 100 on every test because he whispers it in my ear. And he sometimes sings in my brother’s room all night making him stay up and making him so red eyed and sleepy he fell asleep in class. He also turned a huge stack of papers into a huge stack of money making me the richest kid in the world.

          My dollar bill loves food and every day we go to the vending machine to buy any food he wants. If I miss a day he might sing in my room making me fall asleep in class. After singing all night long in my room last night he told me to go to the vending machine. When I went to the vending machine I made a big mistake. I put the talking dollar bill right down the vending machine. Oh well. If any of you happen to find a magic dollar bill please return to me!