金色的麥田 金色的陽光 今天就是個快樂的好日子

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好笑洋徑濱

(2007-10-24 08:06:56) 下一個
(這是人在路上整合的好笑洋徑濱,今天讓我偷來給洋徑濱們開個樓,輕鬆輕鬆。)


Little sister, can I try try?
小姐,我能試試嗎?

We two who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
  
How are you? How old are you?
怎麽是你,怎麽老是你?
  
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
  
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see see. Brothers, together!
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧。兄弟們,一起上!

You me you me.
彼此彼此。
  
You give me stop!!
你給我站住!
  
Know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之為知之,不知為不知。
  
Watch sister
表妹

Watch son
女表 子

Colour ghost
色鬼
  
One car come one car go, two cars pengpeng, people die.
車禍現場描述

If you want money, I have no. If you want life, I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條!
  
I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
  
You have two down son.
你有兩下子。
  
You give me as far as you go to die.
你給我有多遠,死多遠!
  
I give you face, you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face.
給你臉,你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉。

My mother, lough dead me.
我的媽,笑死我了。

Good good study, day day up.
好好學習 天天向上。

How are you today? (今天好嗎?)
Horse horse, tiger tiger. (馬馬虎虎。)
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幽幽鹿 回複 悄悄話 really is too good laugh. 真是太好笑啦.

wish you day day open heart. 祝你天天開心.
金色的麥田 回複 悄悄話 高興讀,John,海棠MM,謝謝過來分享!你們高興了我也很高興。

路人,你這一頂直讓我心虛呢,這篇好東西可是從你那兒偷來的,主人高興我就放心了。
海棠花飛 回複 悄悄話 哈哈,好恐怖的英語啊~
john1951 回複 悄悄話 My mother, lough dead me. (zt)
人在路上 回複 悄悄話 再看再笑,頂一個。
liketoread 回複 悄悄話 笑死啦.
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