原創笑話

講個真事兒的笑話，有個台灣朋友的兒子是ABC，會點兒中文，但不多，倒是很有禮貌，跟國人盡量地能說中文就說中文，但很多時候他的中文都是英文的思維。

有天早晨見我walk the dog，小孩子很有禮貌地跟我打招呼：




你走狗啊

[泥巴]

現在的孩子，跟家長都“打死也不說！”的，：））））

不過倒看出你女兒跟你很親的！

回複ajwzp的評論:
"My daughter said the same thing many years ago.
Here is her other famous words: One day she lost while driving and called me for direction. I asked here where was she right now. “我不能告訴你“ She said. "I can't tell" is what she really want to say"

[泥巴]

還好，他沒有在你fertilizing的時候說。。。，：）。

回複big-guy的評論:
“一天我在water the lawn, 一abc 孩子跟我打招呼：“你水草啊？””

[泥巴]

“今天是我的天”好玩兒，意義也很好，從今以後，我每天都對自己叨咕一下： “今天是我的天”！想著就令我微笑

回複loonlinda的評論:

[ajwzp]

My daughter said the same thing many years ago.
Here is her other famous words: One day she lost while driving and called me for direction. I asked here where was she right now. “我不能告訴你“ She said. "I can't tell" is what she really want to say

[big-guy]

一天我在water the lawn, 一abc 孩子跟我打招呼：“你水草啊？”

[loonlinda]

那天輪到我小兒子洗碗，我的一個朋友說：“阿姨幫你洗好嗎？”兒子說：“不用，今天是我的天。”（Today is my day.)

[泥巴]

笑點就是他的中文詞匯量不夠，他要是會翻譯成“遛”，就沒有笑話了，：）。

謝謝
回複Michelle0531的評論:

[泥巴]

謝謝！

這個經曆是真的，但原話不是這麽說的，：）

回複passby的評論:

[Michelle0531]

是不是應該說遛狗?嘿嘿.

[passby]

Is the story true? Or just a joke created by you?

Anyway it is really funny!

[泥巴]

你真好，笑了，而且把笑聲也留在了這裏，謝謝
回複caixiaxingyun的評論:

[caixiaxingyun]

哈哈...