俺的糗事～

去年夏天，俺從日本剛到美國，隔壁apartment裏住了個光頭先生很有紳士風度。有一次他幫我開樓門，我們互相自我介紹，給了名字。"My name is Guy."

我想真奇怪，還有人叫這名兒。

幾個月過去了，我在樓附近又看到這個人，覺得麵熟。他跟俺笑打招呼：“Hey, howʻs it going Ruby?”我寒暄過後，跟他確認，“So your name is...Gay?”

"No my name is Guy."

"Oh I am so sorry...."我臉燒得沒地兒擱了，心想完了完了，我鄰居恨死我了。

跟老公說了這事兒，"I hope he would not think I was making fun of his name!"
老公笑得打跌，跟我說不必太擔心，鄰居不會生我的氣，何況確實有男名叫Gay的。老公最後說道，"However, you better stop running around and call people gays."