TomKat: Epitome of Insanity

As in Tom Cruise & Kate Whatsherface.

 

A couple of days ago I heard from the radio (during my morning commute) that TomKat is expecting.

 

A baby, not a potato. Unfortunately.

 

And here’s the FUN part.

 

Cruise’s Scientology has a credo that a woman should give birth drug free silently.

 

Meaning, no Epidural no groaning allowed. Supposed to be good for baby and mom’s sanity.

 

DJ’s comments:

 

1. Why doesn’t Kate “produce” in a library? That ought to meet the criterion of silence
2. Mom’s birth-giving moaning and groaning will absolutely ruin the baby’s chance of growing up a monk. Absolutely taboo.

Well, that pair of idiots can do whatever crap they desire. Like we care.

 

But Scientology is one huge piece of shit.

 

(caption on 'toon: I now pronounce you both legally insane)

[nymph]

hehe, totally agree.