ZT: joke

one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her \\I wanna two pieces\\. She say \\Go to the toilet\\. I say \\you don\\\'t understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate\\. She say to me: \\you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch\\. I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her \\I wanna a fock\\ and she
tella me : \\everyone wanna \\. I tella her \\ you don\\\'t undertsand
me...I wanna fock on the table\\. She say : \\you better not on the table you sonnawabitch.\\

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him \\I wanna a sheet\\. he tell me to
Go the toilet. I say \\you don\\\'t understand I wanna a sheet on
my bed\\. He say:\\you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch\\.

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said \\ peace on you\\.and I say : \\ Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth\\. I gonna back to Italy!