Regan: 你早，吃了McDonald的油條了？
劉：Indeed, good stuff only if you eat that before a debate.
Regan: Hey, I just ate Mapo Tofu for dinner. Darn, great minds think alike for special preparations. So why not also import our American cars with no tariff? The Chinese government is levying 15%.
劉：Listen, I don’t make these calls. But you make sense.
Regan: That tofu I just ate is made of the soy beans grown in Iowa. They are pretty popular in China, aren’t they? So you guys are now buying some soy beans from Brazil. You guys need so much,
Brazil is running out and they are buying from us before they sell them to you. So how does that make any sense? Why not slash the tariff and get them directly from us.
劉：You make sense again. But we send millions of 小留，中留，大留 to the U.S. With them, we send tens of billions dollars to buoy the colleges and universities. Isn’t that trade also?
Regan: We are talking about scale here. The trade deficit is about 400 billion. China would have to send ten times as many students to make up for the deficit.
劉：We really should.
Regan: Deal. Let’s call Trump and Xi.
劉： GIRLS RULE!
