How long will it take you to recover?

Being inspiring by “How I met your mother” today, I asked him how long he will be wounded if I ever break his heart, just like Lilly did to Marshal. He was cooking some marshmallow bars for me when I asked.

 “Dear, how long will it take you?”

 “Twenty minutes” he answered without hesitating.

“…” I kept silent for several seconds, thinking it is actually not too bad if he recovers that fast.

“I meant if I break your heart, how long will it take you to recover? It took Marshal 67 days”

He looked at me like an abused kitten “No, I will never recover”. Then he sadly lowered his head and continued cooking.

“Oh…my poor baby…” I opened my arms.

“Anyway…” he raised his head again, and my heart was beating faster for some love words, slowly said he “ If you don‘t have an iPhone, well, you don’t have an iPhone”. (IPhone adverts LOL!!!)