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Houses in weird places
# 1
Bob, did you remember to turn the sump pump off?
# 2
Sometimes I just feel like I am between a rock and a hard place. 
# 3
Hey Mom.... I am over here at Jim's, hanging out.
# 4
I really need to work on my sleep walking.... 
# 5
I think I left it right outside the basement door...
# 6
Well, I am glad to see one with a deck... 
# 7
I am going to write the city about the drainage on our street.... 
# 8
We really should take some time to get to know our neighbors. 
# 9
I'm sorry dear, as far as I am concerned, its water under the bridge. 
# 10
And another thing, besides the toilet lid, you never fill the ice trays
# 11
Clean out the gutters???? Are you crazy??? 
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