10 Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007

 Number 10

 Life is sexually transmitted.

 Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  Number 8

  Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

  Number 7

 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use  the Internet and they won't bother you for

 weeks.

 Number 6

 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but  you still can't help but smile when you shove them

down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day lying in Hospitals dying of  nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.

 Number 3

 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

 Number 2

 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007

 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among  the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe, we should put the Department of Agriculture  in charge of immigration.