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網上無名的英文《三字經》,大家快點收藏啊!!

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回答: 我覺得哈, 萬物性為首, (學術探討哈, 我溜..砸不到的) 由 都是國人 於 2007-04-20 15:19:45

>三字經 (英文版)
>人之初, At the beginning of life,
>性本善。 sex is good.
>性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
>習相遠。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
>苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
>性乃遷。 sex will leave you.
>教之道, During the way of learning it,
>貴以專。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
>昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
>擇鄰處。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
>子不學, She taught her son that if you don\'t study hard,
>斷機杼。 your dick will become useless and broken.
>竇燕山, A famous person called Dou,
>有義方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
>教五子, All his five sons took it,
>名俱揚。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
>養不教, If anyone who have children but they don\'t know how to do it,
>父之過。 it is all the father\'s fault.
>教不嚴, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
>師之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
>子不學, If you refuse to learn sex,
>非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
>幼不學, If you don\'t learn it in childhood,
>老何為。 you will lose your ability when aged.
>玉不琢, If you don\'t exercise your dick,
>不成器。 it won\'t become hard and strong.
>人不學, People who don\'t learn sex,
>不知義。 their life will become meaningless.


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