For The Kids...

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater!

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She's got that down in the mouth look!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom!

Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
Because he has sandy claws!

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
'Pleased to eat you.'!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite!

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse!