李大牙悶悶不樂的往回走,上哪去呢?真地去找李小牙?那我李大牙還怎麽混?想來想去無計可施,一抬頭,看到一間店鋪,上寫:玩命250包子鋪,這才感到肚子餓了。心理嘟囔道:包子包子,又是包子,今天是倒黴在包子上了, TDYD ,今天就吃包子,推門進了包子鋪。不來到好,進來後,大牙激零零打了個冷顫,隻見櫃台裏,一字排開,站了四位妙齡女郎。第一個,胸前兩個字:玩命,第二個,胸前寫著個 2 ,第三個,胸前寫著個 5 ,第四個則寫著個 0 。順著讀:玩命 250 。
大牙這個氣呀,今天這是怎麽了?莫非是進了人肉包子店?唉,既來之,則吃之,我大牙怕過誰?(心裏說,誰又怕過我?)
“服務員,有包子嗎?” “這話問的,包子店能沒包子嗎?”玩命接腔。 大牙想,對呀,這簡直是廢話。 “那好,來一個叉燒包,一個豆沙包,一個饅頭。”大牙較上勁了。 不一會兒, 2 、 5 、 0 分別端著叉燒包、豆沙包、饅頭,風情萬種的飄了過來,看的大牙直了眼,玩命在一旁咳嗽一聲,大牙才回過神來。
大牙一手拿叉燒,一手拿豆沙,眼睛盯著饅頭,心說,你們這三個家夥,看我怎麽收拾你們。 一口咬下去,豆沙餡露出來,另一口,叉燒餡進了嘴裏。一邊吃一邊發狠:吃你個豆沙,咬你個叉燒,饅頭你等著哈。看的旁邊的 4 個 250 竊竊私語:這人受了什麽刺激? 就在這時,收音機裏播放《 feelings 》這首歌: Feelings Feelings... nothing more than feelings trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face, trying to forget my feelings of love. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my life. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings...(repeat & fade) Feelings, nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face, trying to forget my feelings of love. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my life. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings...(repeat & fade) 大牙聽著,嘴裏嘟囔著: feeling,feelings ~~~~ ,豆沙包的 filling 是豆沙,叉燒包的 filling 是叉燒肉,饅頭沒有 filling ,豆沙和叉燒的 filling 不一樣, filling 、 feeling~~~~ 啊呀呀。大牙大叫一聲,嚇了 4 個 250 一跳。 “ TDYD ,原來答案在這裏。你這個 s 卡卡,看我大牙怎麽收拾你。”說完,把包子捏得粉碎,把饅頭砸成了燒餅,開門出去了。 “大牙叔叔,你去哪裏?” 大牙一看,是天才。說:“找卡卡算賬。” “什麽帳?”天才問。 “包子帳。” “是不是被小卡卡用包子把你難住了?” “這你怎麽知道。”大牙奇怪。 “唉,這個包子的問題,難住很多人,俺問俺爹油菜才知道的。” “那正好,跟我去見小卡卡。” 大牙想,正好天才來解圍,不然,我這麽大的人,怎麽跟小卡算賬. 不一會兒,叔侄二人見到小卡卡,大牙說:“小卡,你那小孩子的問題不用小牙回答,我家大侄子天才回答就可以了。” “也行,說吧。” “ 饅頭沒反應,因為它沒有 feeling ( filling );叉燒包和豆沙包反應不一樣,是因為 feeling 不同。”天才說。 “該回答我的問題了吧?小卡。”大牙說。 “嗯,這個問題人人皆知,我奇怪你怎麽會問,那個人就是我老媽紅卡。至於那個秘密嘛 ~~~~~ ” “快說快說。”大牙摧道。 “就是有 ~~ 人 ~~~ 喜 ~~ 歡 ~~~ 被我媽踩。”小卡神秘的說。 “誰?”大牙想,這可是花邊,哈哈 ~~~~
“就是大鼻子唄 ~~~~~ ”
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