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在美國網站轉悠時偶然發現了幾個論壇，有許多美國人談論中美戰爭的帖子，很好玩，自己翻譯了一個主題下麵的帖子，給大家看看，哈哈，翻譯的時候發現，普通美國人的錯別字太多了，哈哈 　　 　　　　AuthorTopic: China vs USA 　　 　　　　China would win. We wouldn't use nukes and they have more people 　　 　　　　中國會贏，我們不會使用核武器而他們有更多的人。 　　 　　　　sorry buddy, but america is nuke happy and if any one f*cks with them, about 50 are headed in their direction 　　 　　　　對不起，哥們，但美國是非常樂意使用核武器的，誰要敢招美國，就會有50顆彈頭對向他。 　　 　　　　You are a f*cking dumbass. 　　 　　　　China has been stealing our nuclear military secrets for years. For all we know, they could sabotage our shit at the last minute.read and learn,dumbass 　　 　　　　你是頭蠢驢，中國已經竊取我們的核技術很多年了，我們都知道，他們能在最後一分鍾破壞我們的裝備，多讀點書你這頭蠢驢。 　　 　　　　China has more people. But the US his superior military power (especially the navy). So the USA would kick china's as 　　 　　　　中國有更多的人口，但美國有更強大的軍事力量（特別是海軍）。所以美國可以擊敗中國。 　　 　　　　technology can only do so much. They would just out number us 　　 　　　　技術的作用是有限的，他們還是會以數量壓倒我們。 　　 　　　　We arent connected by land, and we have the greatest navy in the world. 　　 　　　　我們兩國陸地不接壤，而且我們有世界上最好的海軍。 　　 　　　　We have the power of jesus. 　　 　　　　我們有上帝支持我們。 　　 　　　　Communists have a great work force that could be used to outnumber our navy. The greatest weakness of an army is its underestimating of others. Should the chinese make it to our soil we would loose 　　 　　　　中共有巨大的勞動大軍，他們可以從數量上壓倒我們的海軍。一支軍隊最致命的弱點就是低估對手，隻有他們能登陸美國，我們就輸定了。 　　 　　　　China has enough to blow up the US... MAD DOESN'T = WIN 　　　　中國有足夠的核武器炸毀美國。。。瘋狂不=勝利 　　 　　　　Well, keep in mind that Chinese people don't know what bears are so once they make land fall and push past the beaches then they will go into the forests of Washington Oregon and California and be like "???" And the bears will take a heavy toll of their infantry. Of course that means they can attack through the harsh deserts of New Mexico where our Arapaho Native American Brothers will make or break the war. Whichever side the Arapaho join will win because they are desert people and they know the land just like the south in the civil war. Anyway, if we made it to China I think we could probably just get most of them to join us because I heard they like McDonalds and America there so just pass out free things to get them to join our army and make a new army out of them. It's a force multiplier. 　　 　　　　請記住中國人很多都不知道熊是什麽東西，所以他們登陸以後，穿越灘頭陣地，就可能進入俄勒岡州或加州等的森林地帶，那樣的話很多他們的步兵就會被狗熊消滅，當然他們也可以從南部新墨西哥州嚴酷的沙漠地帶進入，那戰爭的成敗就決定於土著Arapaho印地安兄弟們的了。Arapaho印地安人加入哪邊哪邊就會贏，因為他們是沙漠居民，他們就如同南北戰爭時南軍一樣的了解南方。但是，如果我們能打到中國我想我們肯定能讓那裏的大部分人加入我們一方，因為我聽說他們喜歡那裏麥當勞，所以我們隻要分發免費的東西給他們，然後讓他們加入我們一方，我們就可以從那裏組織一支新的軍隊，這是讓我們軍隊成倍增長的好辦法。 　　 　　　　China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls. 　　 　　　　中國人將會用功夫踢爛美國人那玩意。 　　 　　　　Too bad they have small penises. 　　 　　　　可不幸的是他們那玩意太小了。 　　 　　　　Self sustaining economy my ass. Theres a resaon Japan and China have had tensions recently. Its becuase they are figthting over who will get Russias oil. They most definately dont have enough oil there to be self sufficent. 　　 　　　　Read, China imports oil. Actually, they are the big reason prices are jumping so d**n much 　　 　　　　狗屁自我維持經濟，中國和日本的關係最近為什麽那麽緊張呀？就是因為它們為了爭奪俄羅斯的石油，他們絕對沒有自我維持所需要的石油。記住，中國進口石油，就就是他XX的油價漲的這麽快的原因！ 　　　　If there was going to be a war between us it would be because of this. And I highly doubt it would take place in either China or the Americas. It would happen in the middle east. China needs oil. They absolutely need it to continue to have any chance of being a strong power in the world. Russia is one option. The middle east, may be the way they go and we would protect our intrests. And all of a sudden we have a war on our hands. 轉自81.china.com 　　　　沒錯，如果中美真要發生戰爭的話，肯定是因為石油這麽問題。而且我不認為戰爭會發生在美國和中國任何一方的國土上，戰爭可能會發生在中東地區。中國需要石油，他們絕對需要石油去繼續他們成為世界強國的努力。俄羅斯是他們的一個選擇，但中東可能是他們要去的地方，那麽我們就會去保衛自己的利益，然後忽然間，我們就處於戰爭狀態了。