高手的英文情書

Dear Wang little girl:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

Maybe you do not know me, no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.

I think I should introduce myself to you. I call Li old big. Toyear 25. My home four mouth people: papa, mama, I and DD.

I beat letter very fast, because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.

Your old big

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親愛的王小姐：

自從見你第一眼，我便愛上你。

你的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛睜開，我又活過來了，你眼睛眨呀眨，我就死去活來。

也許你還不認識我，沒有關係，一見鍾情很流行。

我想應該介紹一下自己。我叫李老大，今年25。我家有四口人：爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

我打字很快，因為我是電腦高手，我甚至還當過黑客呢。

我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

請嫁給我吧，否則我將削發為僧，找個廟來了此一生。

你的老大