20060726 How love helps you lose weight

How to lose weight successfully in a short period of time?

Girls:

Do you want to lose quite a bit of weight in a short period of time? Here’s something you can do:

First you need to find someone you can love. Then fall in love with that person. And, make sure you guys can only have a few days together before he leaves, and take good use of every second in those days to fully develop your story as sweet as possible, because you will need that memory to survive later. Also, the city he’s moving to must be as far away as possible. After the separation, make sure he can only maintain minimum contact with you, i.e. no phone call absolutely; reply your email twice a week, or even less; coming on msn randomly, and can’t talk to you much; doesn’t say he misses you or he loves you even you really hope so. Well, then on your site, you get to keep listening to some sad music to stimulate your upset feelings; miss him every minute; keep writing diary to express your sadness, as if that’s the only place you can really release yourself; feel like crying but can’t cry out; keep recalling those days and places you guys spent together; keep yourself working crazily like a machine in order to miss him less, even though that doesn’t help; and most importantly, still love him in depth but not let him understand your heart.

You don’t think it’s gonna work? Let me tell you that at least it works on me. I lost 7 pounds in 7 days last month—almost 1 pound per day, quite efficient. And, your body weight won’t bounce back, as long as you still love him and miss him desperately. Oh, forget to tell you the side effects. Coming along with your reduced weight, you will also suffer from sleepless nights, tears and bad health state. Also you can’t control which part(s) will get weight lost. Most likely, you will find your bust and hip get slimmer, but not your waist or your arm or your leg. Sorry!

 

 

 

 

 

However, if you think that’s too extreme for you and you can’t do it, you should go back to the normal methods people recommend: control your diet and have regular exercise.

 

Good luck…….