Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
問：中國人吃狗麽？
答：當然吃，我們連貓都吃！特別是在我們的“感恩節”。另外，火雞是我們最喜愛的寵物。在中國隻有最沒文化教養的人吃火雞。
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
問：中國越來越強大，難道你的政府想獨霸世界麽？
答：當然想，我們國家一旦強大起來政府就會出兵進攻伊拉克和阿富汗。
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
問：為什麽你的政府不將西藏還給西藏的和尚？
答：因為這些和尚想幫助西米諾爾(某印第安人部落的名稱)重新成為佛羅裏達的主人。
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
問：中國製造的產品都非常便宜和廉價麽？
答：當然，如果我們用黑奴的話我們的產品會更便宜更廉價。
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don't fuck with everybody.
問：你為什麽是獨生子女？
答：因為我的家長不和周圍人亂交。
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
問：你們有14億人，究竟要做什麽？
答：找一個新的行星，然後殺光所有的土著居民，再移民過去。
