$12 Million Trouble Writes a Letter

Somebody sent me the link to a letter written by Trouble, the Maltese Terrier that received $12 million from Leona Helmsley after the ‘Queen of Mean’ passed away.

It goes like this -

Members of the House Staff,

As you have heard, Mrs. Helmsley left me a trust fund worth $12 million so you’ll excuse me if it appears I’m not listening to anything you guys say from this point forward.

Oh, by the way, effective immediately I’ll pee anywhere I damn well please. Continue reading…