Confucius Gives Business Advice

Confucius can always be counted on to impart wisdom.

Here is some of his business advice.

To Nabisco - Don't advertise -

He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

To VIP wedding service -

Eunuchs are not strange creature, they are just men cut out to be bachelors.

To ACME Vegetable Wholesalers - tell customers to buy because

Man who dream of eating giant shitake mushroom---likely to wake up with no pillow.  Continue reading...