醫院英語笑話集錦
來源：美語世界 jennytomato
A Collective From Medical Interview Records written by various paramedics, ER receptionists, and （we are afraid） a doctor or two at major hospitals.
* The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
* The skin was moist and dry.
* The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
* The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
* The patient lives at home with his mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
* She is numb from toes down.
* Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
* Patient was alert and unresponsive.
* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
林貝卡 09/17/2010 夏 於美國
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