Difference Between Man & Woman

Humor: Difference Between Man & Woman Source: China Daily

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

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回複siedler03的評論:

Thank you.

Happy Holidays,

Rebecca

[siedler03]

Jingdian!

[林貝卡]

充滿希望,

Thanks. How have you been?

Have a nice week,

Rebecca

[充滿希望]

Interesting.

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Dendis,

Thank you so much for your messages.

Have a nice weekend,

Rebecca

[Dendis]

sounds fun but true perhaps

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海浪99,

lol...

[海浪99]

回複林貝卡的評論: But I do think No 5 is absolutely right and No 3 is also close.

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海浪99,

You got that right. But it is just jokes. Do not take it too seriously.

Have a great day,

Rebecca

[海浪99]

Hope there are one or two exceptions otherwise it will be a sad world, hahaha :). Enjoy your day