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(2007-04-19 17:55:13)
要想使自己快樂，最好常吃以下10種食物。
(1)深水魚：研究顯示，全世界住在海邊的人都比較快樂和健康。不隻是因為大海讓人神清氣爽，最主要是他們把魚當作“主食”。我國以及英、美等國的研究都具有相同結果。這可能是魚油中的脂肪酸能阻斷神經傳導路徑，增加血清素分泌，使去甲腎上腺素係統功能得以平衡。 (2)雞肉：硒的豐富來源首選雞肉。有位[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-19 13:40:37)
原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出七名恐怖分子襲擊中國，
結果：
一人在炸立交橋時轉暈橋上；
一人在炸公交車時沒擠上車；
一人在炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被盜；
一人在炸政府大樓時被保安狂揍："叫你討薪，叫你上訪"，
一人成功地炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地後，半年沒見任何新聞報道，遂被基地組織以"撒謊罪"處決了；
一人曾經嚐[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-19 13:02:52)
Iknowtheressomethinginthewakeofyoursmile.
Igetanotionfromthelookinyoureyes,yea.
Youvebuiltalovebutthatlovefallsapart.
Yourlittlepieceofheaventurnstoodark.
Listentoyourheart
Whenhescallingforyou.
Listentoyourheart
Theresnothingelseyoucando.
Idontknowwhereyouregoing
AndIdontknowwhy,
Butlistentoyourheart
Beforeyoutellhimgoodbye.
Sometimesyouwonderi...[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-19 13:02:16)
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STAYbyShakespear'sSister
Ifthisworldiswearingthin
Andyou'rethinkingofescape
I'llgoanywherewithyou
Justwrapmeupinchains
Butifyoutrytogoalone
Don'tthinkI'llunderstand
Staywithme
Staywithme
Inthesilenceofyourroom
Inthedarknessofyourdreams
Youmustonlythinkofme
Therecanbenoinbetween
Whenyourprideisonthefloor
I'llmakeyoubegformore
Staywith...[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-18 07:56:04)
Alittlebirdwasflyingsouthforthewinter.Itwassocoldthebirdfrozeandfelltothegroundintoalargefield.Whilehewaslyingthere,acowcamebyanddroppedsomedungonhim.Asthefrozenbirdlaythereinthepileofcowdung,hebegantorealizehowwarmhewas.Thedungwasactuallythawinghimout!Helaythereallwarmandhappy,andsoonbegantosingforjoy.Apassingcatheardthebirdsingingandcametoinvestigate.Followingthesound,thecatdiscoveredthebird...[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-18 07:55:24)
Aturkeywaschattingwithabull“Iwouldlovetobeabletogettothetopofthattree,”sighedtheturkey,butIhaven’tgottheenergy.”“Well,whydon’tyounibbleonmydroppings?”repliedthebull.“They’repackedwithnutrients.”Theturkeypeckedatalumpofdungandfoundthatitgavehimenoughstrengthtoreachthelowestbranchofthetree.Thenextday,aftereatingsomemoredung,hereachedthesecondbranch.Finallyafterafourthnight,therehewaspr...[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-18 07:54:48)
Acrowwassittingonatree,doingnothingallday.Arabbitaskedhim,”CanIalsositlikeyouanddonothingalldaylong?”Thecrowanswered:“Sure,whynot.”So,therabbitsatonthegroundbelowthecrow,andrested.Afoxjumpedontherabbitandateit.Moralofthestory:Tobesittinganddoingnothing,youmustbesittingveryhighup.[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-18 07:54:04)
ApriestofferedalifttoaNun.Shegotinandcrossedherlegs,forcinghergowntorevealaleg.Thepriestnearlyhadanaccident.Aftercontrollingthecar,hestealthilyslidhishandupherleg.Thenunsaid,”Father,rememberPsalm129?”Thepriestremovedhishand.But,changinggears,helethishandslideupherlegagain.Thenunonceagainsaid,“Father,rememberPsalm129?”Thepriestapologized“Sorrysisterbutthefleshisweak.”Arrivingattheconvent,th...[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-18 07:53:15)
Asalesrep,anadministrationclerk,andthemanagerarewalkingtolunchwhentheyfindanantiqueoillamp.TheyrubitandaGeniecomesout.TheGeniesays,“I’llgiveeachofyoujustonewish”“Mefirst!Mefirst!”saystheadmin.clerk.“IwanttobeintheBahamas,drivingaspeedboat,withoutacareintheworld.”Poof!She’sgone.“Menext!Menext!”saysthesalesrep.“IwanttobeinHawaii,relaxingonthebeachwithmypersonalmasseuse,anendlesssupp...[閱讀全文]
(2007-04-18 07:51:42)
Amanisgettingintotheshowerjustashiswifeisfinishinguphershowerwhenthedoorbellrings.Thewifequicklywrapsherselfinatowelandrunsdownstairs.Whensheopensthedoor,therestandsBob,thenextdoorneighbor.Beforeshesaysaword,Bobsays,“I’llgiveyou$800todropthattowel.”Afterthinkingforamoment,thewomandropshertowelandstandsnakedinfrontofBob.Afterafewseconds,Bobhandsher$800dollarsandleaves.Thewomanwrapsbackupinthetow...[閱讀全文]
