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(2006-12-30 10:04:49)
Don'tMessWithTexas...TwoTexanswerehavinglunchattheirfavouriterestaurantwhentheynoticedayoungwomanatthenexttablehavingtroublebreathing.OneoftheTexansgotup,walkedovertohertable,tookherfaceinhisbigTexanhandsandsaid,"Kinyaswaller?"Sheshookherhead'no.'"Kinyabreath?"Againsheshakesherhead'no.'Suddenly,theTexangrabbedheraroundthewaistwithoneofhisbigTexanhands,turnedherover,pulledupherskirt,andlickedherrig...[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-30 09:57:33)
Lifeformeisfullofthankfullness.
Iusedtocomplainaboutmylife.
Butablackguychangedmylifeattitude.
Heisonlyawaitor.
EverytimeImeethim,Isaid,"howareyoutoday?"
Healwaysgivesmeabigcharmingsmileandreplied,"Cann'tcomplain.Cann'tcomplain,myfriend"
Attachedafewquotes.
"Whenaskedifmycupishalf-fullorhalf-emptymyonlyresponseisthatIamthankfulIhaveacup."-SamLefkowitz"Ifafellowisn'tthan...[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-30 09:41:16)
Afamilyhadtwinboyswhoseonlyresemblancetoeachotherwastheirlooks.Ifonefeltitwastoohot,theotherthoughtitwastoocold.IfonesaidtheTVwastooloud,theotherclaimedthevolumeneededtobeturnedup.Oppositeineveryway,onewasaneternaloptimist,theotheradoomandgloompessimist.Justtoseewhatwouldhappen,onthetwins'birthdaytheirfatherloadedthepessimist'sroomwitheveryimaginabletoyandgame.Theoptimist'sroomheloadedwithhorseman...[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-30 09:36:26)
Neverinterruptwhenyouarebeingflattered.Pray--there'simmeasurablepowerinit.Mindyourownbusiness.Don'ttrustsomeonewhodoesn'tclosetheireyeswhenyoukissthem.Onceayear,gosomeplaceyou'veneverbeenbefore.Ifyoumakealotofmoney,putittousehelpingotherswhileyouareliving.
Thatiswealth'sgreatestsatisfaction.Rememberthatnotgettingwhatyouwantissometimesastrokeofluck.Learntherulesthenbreaksome.Rememberthatthebest...[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-29 09:10:10)
Oneof伍佰'sbestsongs.
It'snotthatIdon'tloveyou,it'sthatmylovedoesn'tgetresponsethatmakesmeretreat
我可以很久不和你連絡,任日子一天天這麽過
讓自己忙碌可以當作藉口逃避想念你的種種軟弱
我可以學會對你很冷漠為何學不會將愛沒收
麵對你是對我最大的折磨這些年始終沒有對你說
愛你越久我越被動,隻因你的愛居無定所
是你讓我的心慢慢退縮退到你看不見的角落
愛你越久[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-28 18:50:17)
Afatherandhissonweretakingawalkinthemountains.Suddenly,hissonfalls,hurtshimselfandscreams:"AAhhhhh!"Tohissurprise,hehearsthevoicerepeating,somewhereinthemountain::"AAhhhhh!"Curious,heyells:"Whoareyou?"Hereceivestheanswer:"Whoareyou?"Angeredattheresponse,hescreams:"Coward!"Hereceivestheanswer:"Coward!"Helookstohisfatherandasks:"What'sgoingon?"Thefathersmilesandsays:"Myson,payattention."Andthenhescr...[閱讀全文]
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Thisisagreatcomedy!
It'sastoryabouta"bad"guywhosecompassionandaffectionofhumanbeinggraduallyevokedbyhisactionstotakecareofothers.
It'sastoryabouthowthelifeofanintelligentyetmentallydisorderedmiddleagedbookwriterUdallbeingchangedbyadog,agayartistneighborandawaitress.Hehasthisobssessivecompulsivedisorder(OCD).Someexample,hewearsgloveswheneverheisout.Whenhewalksonthestreet,heavoidsa...[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-24 10:14:26)
http://mfile.akamai.com/9139/asf/stream.wmg.com/wmi/uk/jamesblunt/GoodbyeMyLoverv_Hi.asx
http://www.musica.com/video.asp?video=362
JamesBlunt-GoodbyeMyLoverLyricsDidIdisappointyouorletyoudown?
ShouldIbefeelingguiltyorletthejudgesfrown?
'CauseIsawtheendbeforewe'dbegun,
YesIsawyouwereblindedandIknewIhadwon.
SoItookwhat'sminebyeternalright.
Tookyoursouloutintothenight.
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劉亦菲:“會不會彈鋼琴並不是我擇偶的標準,對我來說,彈鋼琴的和彈棉花的沒有多大差別。”
----Sheisreallycool!
黃秋生:“(《無極》)看了15分鍾就看不下去了,簡直就是神經病。張東健跑了10分鍾,我都不知道他在跑什麽,太恐怖了!”
陳冠希:“我不覺得年輕人早結婚好,我怕會很快離婚。”
----cann'tagreemore
範冰冰:“做人要講誠信。”
----Dowelosehonestyi[閱讀全文]
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(2006-12-23 17:47:53)

突然的自我
詞:伍佰徐克
曲:伍佰
聽見你說
朝陽起又落晴雨難測
道路是腳步多
我已習慣你突然間的自我
揮揮灑灑將自然看通透
那就不要留時光一過不再有
你遠眺的天空掛更多的彩虹
我會緊緊的將你豪情放在心頭
在寒冬時候就回憶你溫柔
把開懷填進我的心扉
傷心也是帶著微笑的眼淚
數不盡相逢等不完守候
如果僅有此生又何[閱讀全文]
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