看到有人發白玉苦瓜，也來曬曬咱家的苦瓜和黃瓜。
苦瓜是自留的種子，原以為全是白玉，結果是有全白和淡綠的，大概是串種了。
黃瓜也是天津黃瓜和台灣小黃瓜兩種，也有串種的現象。
這兩天的收獲
窗內賞花，窗外有瓜。
最後發一張咱家十三歲半的老胖妹鎮樓。
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(2015-07-22 08:23:13)
看到有人發白玉苦瓜，也來曬曬咱家的苦瓜和黃瓜。
苦瓜是自留的種子，原以為全是白玉，結果是有全白和淡綠的，大概是串種了。
黃瓜也是天津黃瓜和台灣小黃瓜兩種，也有串種的現象。
這兩天的收獲
窗內賞花，窗外有瓜。
最後發一張咱家十三歲半的老胖妹鎮樓。
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(2010-04-14 08:43:33)
YouthinkEnglishiseasy???
Readtotheend...anewtwist!
1)Thebandagewaswoundaroundthewound.
2)Thefarmwasusedtoproduceproduce.
3)Thedumpwassofullthatithadtorefusemorerefuse.
4)WemustpolishthePolishfurniture.
5)Hecouldleadifhewouldgettheleadout.
6)Thesoldierdecidedtodeserthisdessertinthedesert.
7)Sincethereisnotimelikethepresent,hethoughtitwastime
topresentthepres...[閱讀全文]
(2010-03-16 10:07:45)
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(2010-01-12 10:46:42)
2009年最離奇最不可思議獎，已經在日前頒發，
這個獎主要是表彰那些在人類進化歷程中最離奇，最不可思議的人們，
是他們，使得我們生活的折磨和壓力不那麼難以忍受。
金牌獎的得主：
JAMESELLIOT----作為加州長灘市的搶劫犯，當他把點38左輪手槍對準被害人開槍時，
槍卡彈了(子彈沒有擊發)，此時他做了非常有建設性的舉動：
----把眼睛對準槍口仔細瞄了[閱讀全文]
這個獎主要是表彰那些在人類進化歷程中最離奇，最不可思議的人們，
是他們，使得我們生活的折磨和壓力不那麼難以忍受。
金牌獎的得主：
JAMESELLIOT----作為加州長灘市的搶劫犯，當他把點38左輪手槍對準被害人開槍時，
槍卡彈了(子彈沒有擊發)，此時他做了非常有建設性的舉動：
----把眼睛對準槍口仔細瞄了[閱讀全文]
(2009-10-22 09:04:33)
ThereareninemillionbicyclesinBeijing
That\'safact,
It\'sathingwecan\'tdeny
LikethefactthatIwillloveyoutillIdie.
Wearetwelvebillionlightyearsfromtheedge,
That\'saguess,
No-onecaneversayit\'strue
ButIknowthatIwillalwaysbewithyou.
I\'mwarmedbythefireofyourloveeveryday
Sodon\'tcallmealiar,
JustbelieveeverythingthatIsay
TherearesixBILLIONpeopleintheworld...[閱讀全文]
(2009-09-28 14:37:36)
1. Coca-Colawasoriginallygreen.
2. EverydaymoremoneyisprintedforMonopolythanfortheUSTreasury.
3. Smartestdogs:1)bordercollie;2)poodles;3)goldenretriever.
4. Dumbestdog:Afghan.
5. Hawaiianalphabethas12letters.
6. Mancanreadsmallerprintthanwomen;womencanhearbetter.
7. ChancesthatanAmericanliveswithin50milesofwheretheygrowup:1in2.
8. AmountAmericanAirlinessavedin’87bytaki...[閱讀全文]
2. EverydaymoremoneyisprintedforMonopolythanfortheUSTreasury.
3. Smartestdogs:1)bordercollie;2)poodles;3)goldenretriever.
4. Dumbestdog:Afghan.
5. Hawaiianalphabethas12letters.
6. Mancanreadsmallerprintthanwomen;womencanhearbetter.
7. ChancesthatanAmericanliveswithin50milesofwheretheygrowup:1in2.
8. AmountAmericanAirlinessavedin’87bytaki...[閱讀全文]
(2009-07-05 10:25:51)
這顆君子蘭大約七八年前在Lowe\'s花了二十大元買的，當時有兩三顆已經開花的，但是還是選了這顆，就是看上它膀粗腰圓，特有潛力的樣子。第二年似乎沒開花，第三年倒是花開並蒂，還生了小孩，當年就分了盆，送了朋友。後來大舅子來訪，建議不用分盆，幾朵花一起開也很好。以後就擺在西邊窗下，除了澆水就沒去管它，結果幾年下來把三尺見方的花盆擠的滿滿的，其間[閱讀全文]
(2007-12-07 08:19:09)
Haikupoetrymessages
InJapan,theyhavereplacedtheimpersonalandunhelpfulMicrosofterrormessageswithhaikupoetrymessages.ForthoseofyouwhoarenotfamiliarwithHaikupoetry,ithasstrictconstructionrules:
Eachpoemhasonly17syllables:5syllablesinthefirstline,7inthesecond,and5inthethird.Theyareusedtocommunicateatimelessmessage,oftenachievingawistful,yearningandpowerfulinsightthroughextremebrevity.
Here...[閱讀全文]
InJapan,theyhavereplacedtheimpersonalandunhelpfulMicrosofterrormessageswithhaikupoetrymessages.ForthoseofyouwhoarenotfamiliarwithHaikupoetry,ithasstrictconstructionrules:
Eachpoemhasonly17syllables:5syllablesinthefirstline,7inthesecond,and5inthethird.Theyareusedtocommunicateatimelessmessage,oftenachievingawistful,yearningandpowerfulinsightthroughextremebrevity.
Here...[閱讀全文]
(2007-11-25 09:44:28)
ProfoundThoughts:
1.Nevertakelifeseriously.Nobodygetsaliveanyway.
2.Healthismerelytheslowestpossiblerateatwhichonecandie.
3.Giveapersonafishandyoufeedthemforaday;teachapersontousetheInternetandtheywon’tbotheryouforweeks.
4.SomepeoplearelinkSlinkies...notreallygoodforanything,butyoustillcan’thelpbutsmilewhenyouseeonetumblesdownthestairs.
5.Healthnutsaregoingtofeelstupidsomeday...[閱讀全文]
1.Nevertakelifeseriously.Nobodygetsaliveanyway.
2.Healthismerelytheslowestpossiblerateatwhichonecandie.
3.Giveapersonafishandyoufeedthemforaday;teachapersontousetheInternetandtheywon’tbotheryouforweeks.
4.SomepeoplearelinkSlinkies...notreallygoodforanything,butyoustillcan’thelpbutsmilewhenyouseeonetumblesdownthestairs.
5.Healthnutsaregoingtofeelstupidsomeday...[閱讀全文]
(2007-11-19 20:44:13)
WHYENGLISHISSODIFFCULT
We’llbeginwithabox,andthepluralisboxes;
butthepluralofoxbecameoxennotoxes.
Onefowlisagoose,buttwoarecalledgeese,
yetthepluralofmooseshouldneverbemeese.
Youmayfindalonemouseoranextfullofmice;
yetthepluralofhouseishouses,nothice.
Ifthepluralofmanisalwayscalledmen,
whyshouldn’tthepluralofpanbecalledpen?
IfIspokeofmyfootandshouldyoumyfeet,閱讀全文]
We’llbeginwithabox,andthepluralisboxes;
butthepluralofoxbecameoxennotoxes.
Onefowlisagoose,buttwoarecalledgeese,
yetthepluralofmooseshouldneverbemeese.
Youmayfindalonemouseoranextfullofmice;
yetthepluralofhouseishouses,nothice.
Ifthepluralofmanisalwayscalledmen,
whyshouldn’tthepluralofpanbecalledpen?
IfIspokeofmyfootandshouldyoumyfeet,
