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Boycottwhat,Olympic?IsthereacountrycalledOlympic?Waitasec,Iknowwhereitis.ItmustbethatdirtylittlecrappytownIgotmypipebeatenoffinTexas.IhatedtheseOlympians.
WhateveryoutexasolympianssayIgoforit.Yeah,boycottthemallfromsellingushumarights.
IboycottedWal-MartbutwentbrokeInowcan’tevenaffordforbuymeapairofunderpans.TheydarngettingmoreandmoreexpensiveMadeinChinastuff,alldarnthesameascostyasgaspri...[閱讀全文]
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DearFriend,
IamMrTaiLin,branchmanagerinoneoftheleadingbankshereinshanghaichina.Irespectfullyseekyoursincereconscentinthisprofitableproposalthatiwillexplaintoyou.Six(6)yearsago,preciselyontuesdayNov6,2001,abritishoilconsultant/contractorwiththechinesemineralcooperation,depositedanumberedsumofThirtymillionunitedstatesdollars(30,000,000USD)inmybranchvalidfortwelvecalendermonths.
Onmaturity,no...[閱讀全文]
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(2007-08-31 10:08:16)
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(2007-06-22 19:06:23)

誤會
  
  早年在美國阿拉斯加地方,有一對年輕人結婚,婚後生育,他的太太因難產而死,遺下一孩子。
  
  他忙生活,又忙於看家,因沒有人幫忙看孩子,就訓練一隻狗,那狗聰明聽話,能照顧小孩,咬著奶瓶喂奶給孩子喝,撫養孩子。
  
  有一天,主人出門去了,叫它照顧孩子。
  
  他到了別的鄉村,因遇大雪,當日不[閱讀全文]
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(2007-05-22 20:58:05)
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