我 的 孩 子，我 的 生 活
在 這 裏， 記 錄 下 我 和 孩 子 們 的 生 活
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(2008-02-08 23:06:36)
金鼠年好運到:~放~輕~鬆~開心一笑(轉貼)澤東率領窮光蛋小平率領小商販民哥率領貪汙犯剩下我們怎麽辦跟著濤哥混口飯生活再難也得幹拚了小命把錢賺順便準備過春節祝春節快樂！在此，我謹代表中共中央、國務院、全國各族人民、廣大工人、農民、知識分子，犯罪分子，恐怖分子，社會渣子、幹部、人民解放軍指戰員、武警官兵、公安幹警、各民主黨派、全國工商聯、人民[閱讀全文]
(2008-02-08 22:58:24)
gotfrommyfriend.itisveryfunny.
現代企業職位新解：•總是在裁人，簡稱總裁；老是板著臉，所以稱老板；總想監視人，
所以叫總監；經常沒道理，就叫經理；讓領導秘密舒服，稱為秘書。這年頭，到處都是錯別字•植樹造零；白收起家；
勤撈致富；擇油錄取；
得財兼幣；檢查宴收；
大力支吃；為民儲害；
提錢釋放；攻官小姐。四清四不清•開啥會不清[閱讀全文]
現代企業職位新解：•總是在裁人，簡稱總裁；老是板著臉，所以稱老板；總想監視人，
所以叫總監；經常沒道理，就叫經理；讓領導秘密舒服，稱為秘書。這年頭，到處都是錯別字•植樹造零；白收起家；
勤撈致富；擇油錄取；
得財兼幣；檢查宴收；
大力支吃；為民儲害；
提錢釋放；攻官小姐。四清四不清•開啥會不清[閱讀全文]
(2008-01-28 13:55:57)
MydaughterYatookherdrivingtestandfailed.Beforeshetookatest,severalherclassmatestoldhertopayanattentiontothethreemirrors,otherwiseajudgedidnotletyoupass.Whenshewasdriving,thejudgestaredatherallofthetimeandmadehernervous.Thejudgesawherkeeplookingatmirrorsandkeptsayingagoodjobtodoit.Yahasbeentoobusywithcheckingthreemirrorstoseethetrafficlight.Sheranthroughredlightandfailedwithhertest.Ihavelaughedsomu...[閱讀全文]
(2007-09-02 00:06:12)
小三開始上幼兒園，學前班，小學。英文一天天進步；中文一天天退步。趁他的中文還沒忘光之前，敢緊把他送進中文學校。中文學校每周六上午上課。星期五晚上，小三在準備他明天中文考試。他一邊寫一遍念“山中有土，口中有舌。”姐姐問道：“三兒，舌是什麽here？”小三頭也沒抬“snake”.“什麽？你嘴裏有個蛇！““啊…..!”[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-15 23:50:21)
IamreadingRobertFulghum'sbook"AllIreallyneedtoknowIlearnedinKindergarden--uncommonthoughtsincommonthings"now.[閱讀全文]
(2007-08-10 11:34:57)
IhavereadalmostallofDanielleSteel'sbooks.IhavelistenedtohernovelsonCDstoo.Mydaughterlaughedatmeforreadingherbooksandsaidthatherbooksaresostupid.Mydaughtercommentedthattheplotsofherbooksaresosimpleandstupidthattheydon'tmakesensesometimes.ShementionedmyreadingtoherEnglishteacher,whosaidhermomreadDanielle'sbookstoo.Danielle'sbooksarepopularamongAmericanhousewives.ThereasonwhyIhavereadherbookswasbecau...[閱讀全文]
(2007-07-26 00:01:51)
Iwillbeonvacationtomorrow,soIamnotinthemoodforworkingtodayeventhoughIhavetonsofworktodo.Toomanyco-workerstookvacationthismonthandnextmonth.allofco-workersaroundmycubiclearegone.
WewilldrivetoLosAnglesandstopbyBayAreawhenweareback.MyfriendreservedthehotelintheChinaTown.Theymustliketobeclosetochinesefood.
Iamnotinterestedinfoodverymuch,butmyLDlikedtostayinagoodhotelandhadafancyfoodwhenwewere...[閱讀全文]
WewilldrivetoLosAnglesandstopbyBayAreawhenweareback.MyfriendreservedthehotelintheChinaTown.Theymustliketobeclosetochinesefood.
Iamnotinterestedinfoodverymuch,butmyLDlikedtostayinagoodhotelandhadafancyfoodwhenwewere...[閱讀全文]
(2007-07-24 23:39:35)
itwasactedbyPatrickSwayzeandDemiMoore.
Afterbeingkilledduringabotchedmugging,aman'sloveforhispartnerenableshimtoremainonearthasaghost.
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Afterbeingkilledduringabotchedmugging,aman'sloveforhispartnerenableshimtoremainonearthasaghost.
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(2007-07-24 23:36:17)
ItwasactedbyRichardGere,JuliaRoberts.
Amaninalegalbuthurtfulbusinessneedsanescortforsomesocialevents,andhiresabeautifulprostitutehemeets...onlytofallinlove.[閱讀全文]
Amaninalegalbuthurtfulbusinessneedsanescortforsomesocialevents,andhiresabeautifulprostitutehemeets...onlytofallinlove.[閱讀全文]
(2007-07-24 23:01:10)
《TheFirm》－－－NewlygraduatedLawyer,Mafia,accounting,off-shoretaxshelter.
《TheRainmaker》－－－NewlygraduatedLawyer,insurancefraud.
《TheClient》－－－Femalelawyer,mafia,USwittnessprotectionsystem.
《ThePartner》－－－Lawfirm,andMafia,FBIandlegalsytem,darksideoffriendship.
《TheRunawayJury》－－－Lawyer,jurysystem,guncontrol,andgunmanufacture.
《TheKingofTort》－－－Lawyer,p...[閱讀全文]
《TheRainmaker》－－－NewlygraduatedLawyer,insurancefraud.
《TheClient》－－－Femalelawyer,mafia,USwittnessprotectionsystem.
《ThePartner》－－－Lawfirm,andMafia,FBIandlegalsytem,darksideoffriendship.
《TheRunawayJury》－－－Lawyer,jurysystem,guncontrol,andgunmanufacture.
《TheKingofTort》－－－Lawyer,p...[閱讀全文]
