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司令的極品老公 by 網上無名

(2008-12-24 18:42:20) 下一個
(友情提示:建議著重閱讀黑體字部分,集中體現了其無可救藥之處。)

極品 says:
how did you set your Chinese input? i don’t know how.
那誰 says:
control panel
極品 says:
en
極品 says:
next?
那誰 says:
regional and language options, click on languages tab
那誰 says:
Text services and input languages, click on details
極品 says:
next?
那誰 says:
installed service - add
極品 says:
later, how does the system know if u want to type chinese or english?
那誰 says:
Have you installed them already?
極品 says:
i do not know
那誰 says:
ok now don't ask questions. Just follow my instructions
那誰 says:
did you click on add?
極品 says:
cannot see "installed service - add"
那誰 says:
are you in Text Services and Input Languages setting?
極品 says:
which tab?
那誰 says:
Settings tab
極品 says:
yes
極品 says:
Settings or Advanced?
那誰 says:
settings
那誰 says:
upper: Default input language. did you see that?
極品 says:
yes, that is English US
那誰 says:
anything else?
極品 says:
oh so you said "installed service" tab, button "Add"?
那誰 says:
en
那誰 says:
click on add
那誰 says:
helloooo
極品 says:
done
極品 says:
added Chinese
那誰 says:
which Chinese. There are several…
極品 says:
PRC
那誰 says:
let me tell you ,u silly. not only that, but also the keyboard option. you need to choose Chinese Quanpin.
那誰 says:
hello. did you get it?
極品 says:
I knew, done the other too
那誰 says:
which did you pick for the other?
極品 says:
oh, i chose MS IEM 3.0
那誰 says:
no wonder I thought you were silly! See? This is important. That's the problem with 90% of the stupid people like you, not following instructions as you should. Your trying it your own way will only give you a headache
極品 says:
ok
那誰 says:
change it to Chinese Quanpin
極品 says:
done. now how do i tell Word that i want to type Chinese?
那誰 says:
at the lower right corner of your screen, there should be a puny EN icon. click on that you could switch back and forth between English and Chinese input. Or, if you are smart enough, you could get to it by hitting control+space keys
極品 says:
do not see it
那誰 says:
Could you see the EN icon at all?
極品 says:
not at all
那誰 says:
now back to the same setting page on control panel
極品 says:
i did, and verified
那誰 says:
There is a Language Bar setting under Preferences, where you should check "show the language bar on the desktop" and "show additional language bar icons in the taskbar"
那誰 says:
got it?
極品 says:
too fast, lost
那誰 says:
go do it and apply the change, then you should see the icon
極品 says:
Where is "Language Bar setting under Preferences"?
那誰 says:
geez
那誰 says:
right under where you added the language ya
極品 says:
on which level? Control Panel or lower level?
極品 says:
u are not a good teacher
那誰 says:
你丫還說我?!

極品 says:
u need assume the student is a robot
那誰 says:
你丫實在是太笨了!
極品 says:
not at all
極品 says:
my brain acts as a computer
極品 says:
no human touch
那誰 says:
在 Text Services and input languages 裏麵
極品 says:
which icon? which tab? start from Control panel
那誰 says:
靠!
那誰 says:
真不知道司令怎麽還把你當個寶貝
極品 says:
my brain is a computer
極品 says:
cannot understand non-logical language
那誰 says:
but u do not seem to have a brain. Anyway, ok ok
那誰 says:
regional and language setting, got it? 
極品 says:
在 Text Services and input languages 裏麵, there is only one button: "Add"
那誰 says:
在那個的下麵, 有兩個 個Preferences.
極品 says:
no, i do not have it
那誰 says:
一個是language bar
那誰 says:
the other one is key settings
那誰 says:
now are you on page for "text services and input languages"?
極品 says:
yes
那誰 says:
there are 3 things you can do here on this page
那誰 says:
1. default input language
那誰 says:
2. installed services
那誰 says:
3. preferences
極品 says:
yes
極品 says:
what should i do?
那誰 says:
did you see these 3?
極品 says:
yes!
極品 says:
what should i do?
那誰 says:
click on language bar under preferences
那誰 says:
got it?
那誰 says:
hellooooo
極品 says:
yes
那誰 says:
see 4 checks?
極品 says:
yes
那誰 says:
check the first and the 3rd
極品says:
did
極品 says:
what about the 4th?
那誰 says:
if you want to check them go ahead ba. I don’t care. what I need for you to check is "Show additioinal Language bar icons in the taskbar"
那誰 says:
apply
極品 says:
no apply but "OK"
極品 says:
still nothing is shown
極品 says:
i may need to restart the computer, i do not have "apply" button
那誰 says:
well you should not have to
極品 says:
i trained u well today to be a good trainer
那誰 says:
ok go ahead and restart ba
那誰 says:
I'll pray for you
極品 says:
i will restart this evening
那誰 says:
KAO! you are killing me!
極品 says:
thank u for your patience
那誰 says:
you'll never get to see me again online! or offline!
那誰 says:
滾!
極品 says:
do u want me to restart now?
極品 says:
do u want me to restart now?
極品 says:
u cannot control ur anger
極品 says:
which is not good
極品 says:
have u had lunch? people are easy to be upset before lunch. i was half kidding with u, and hope u not really upset
那誰 says:
哈哈我早吃過了
極品 says:
were u really upset?
那誰 says:
of course not 我從頭一直笑到尾
極品 says:
ok, then. i thought that u were really upset and wanted to kill me
極品 says:
i was scared
那誰 says:
早知道真應該把你丫給嚇死算了,省得被你給活活煩死!

司令老公語錄:就算整不死你們,我也要把你們全部都給煩死。

經其強烈抗議和要求,幫他注明一下:
1) 他是從初二直接上大學的天才, 6 歲上小學前會做高中數學題
2) 他是多家跨國大型軟件公司的首席架構師

經阿小逗強烈要求,幫她評論一下:
不會裝中文,啥都是shit。



貼首我喜歡的老歌,La Isla Bonita。

司令老公因為偏愛麥當娜,非說Alizee不夠狂野不夠可愛。不但如此,還反過來怪我過分主觀地判斷歌手的水準,並且將自己的判斷強買強賣。

他這麽說,是記仇,因為我過去說過,“老鼠愛大米”不好聽,司令的綠色手提電話也非常難看。他當時就很不滿地小聲嘟囔說:“‘不好聽’,‘難看’,這兩個顯然都是你的主觀判斷嘛,完全不是客觀現實的確切體現。”
 



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淑女司令 回複 悄悄話 回複珊瑚礁的評論:
一定一定:))
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就這樣說定了~~
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就這樣說定了~~
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淑女司令 回複 悄悄話 回複hairycat的評論:
貓貓很羨慕你,等把兒子供完大學,就可以退休了,兒子學費生活費一年就得五萬多
淑女司令 回複 悄悄話 回複珊瑚礁的評論:
再祝阿珊節日快樂,一直想有時間和你聚聚的,年前太忙了
珊瑚礁 回複 悄悄話 我的肚子再一次笑得劇痛~~~
估計JPJF現在在此地過節,所以我看你是想阿小名們想得太狠了。。。不然咋又把這篇提溜出來懷念呢?
暑假回吧,你回一個月,ta們又回來一個月,那就有整整兩個月時間可以在一起呀~~
hairycat 回複 悄悄話 偶滴神!JP老公真是厲害,司令,那啥別再上啥班呀,在家裏快快樂樂滴當個淑女司令多好啊!羨慕S人啦!(悄悄滴說一句:你一定很有耐心!)嘎嘎嘎。。。
淑女司令 回複 悄悄話 回複胖妮的評論:
他的確很搞笑,但他自己並不覺得
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絕對句句是真的,阿蜜節日快樂
胖妮 回複 悄悄話 赫赫,極品姐夫真是很搞笑的說 :)
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