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真的耶，就是昨天，就在我的辦公室旁邊，的確是美國前副總統，2000年在佛羅裏
達僅比小布什少了534票，一路打到美國最高法院結果還是以4：5敗訴以致痛失美國
總統寶座，成為美國曆史上最冤的總統落選人，結果成為全球環保先鋒的高爾 (AL
GORE)！！
Al Gore during his congressional years Al Gore in 1994
這兩天我不太爽
最近度了個長假，把渾身的懶骨頭養的舒舒服服的，好像還沒歇夠玩夠，幾個星期
就黏不出溜地過去了。回來開始上班特痛苦，好幾百的EMAILS，又趕上公司忙的時
候，每天埋頭苦幹，不能上網灌水，頂多看看股票和表弟聊上幾句。前天晚上一直
在公司幹到晚上10點，痛不欲生，欲哭無淚呀。
昨天下午好不容易可以鬆口氣，正和表弟在MSN上討論他最近在網上大勝敵方的喜事，
耳邊傳來一陣渾厚高昂的說話聲，天，怎麽聽著耳熟呢，下意識地吧眼珠一斜，正
好看到這老高“咚咚咚”地走過去，他也同時斜著眼睛和我對了下眼神，我還沒反
應過來呢，他已經一陣風似的走過去，後邊還有兩個青壯小夥子屁顛屁顛地跟著，
幾位都一色兒的深色西裝，顯得特正式。
我趕緊和表弟以及網友們分享這個消息
“wow wow Al Gore 高爾剛才經過我的辦公室，還看了我一眼耶，太神了” 我興奮
地說
表弟很認真地問：“他來應聘嗎”
我說：“大概是來開會”
表弟顯得很懂的說:“你不去開嗎？我覺得丫是來應聘的，
可能是部門經理或者部門副主管”， 最後還加了句洋文：“what do you think？”
我隻好答：“maybe ba”
表弟繼續講著洋文:“yo man，respect！man，respect！”
自思聽說後向我發出指令：“把他拿下~~~”
我問：“怎麽拿下，他還帶了兩個不知是跟班還是保鏢的漢子”
安貝兒很有經驗地建議說: “電他。拿眼神。還有白胳膊。。。”
我請示表弟的意見, 表弟認為用捕獸夾加生肉誘惑比較好
自思喜歡貝兒的方法: “三個一起拿~~~，電眼,粉拳,辣笑~~~” (天，還辣笑，你
丫笑一個給我看看)
袋鼠妹妹那兒特著急：“切，那還等什麽呀？電他一家夥。咋也得折騰他小子一下，
叫他夜裏失眠先，然後痛苦，然後，離家出走，然後你就說：我們就是友誼啊？你
誤會了。接著你甩甩頭發，頭也不回的走了。。。那家夥，痛苦的叫著你的名字，
多好結局。。。。。(K，真想象力真好)
我覺得他們的要求都難度太大，趕緊推脫：“too mcuh work la and I am too busy , also
he is a bit old, but I have to say he is not bad looking for 50/60 year old guy, 小臉紅彤彤的”
正在這時，老高又走過來，而且停在我辦公室前朝我們微笑，我想起兒子很粉他，
就拿了紙筆請他給兒子寫了兩句話。他很和藹地問：“叫什麽名字？”
然後寫了“給司令的兒子： 良好的祝願。簽名高爾”當然都是用英文。我接過來說
了聲謝謝，他趕緊回：“不客氣”說不客氣時還麵帶微笑，身體微微前彎成約30度
角，總之是和氣的不得了，我們公司老總接著就送他走了。
我繼續向網友們匯報，他們又有新的餿主意：
袋鼠妹妹：“咋不拍張照片那？太遺憾了的說。你啊，以後得隨時拿著相機。加州
那麽多的名人，每天都會不小心撞上一個。要是他們哭著喊著跟你合影，你沒相機，
多遺憾啊。”
我答曰：“有點不好意思，覺得那樣有點不禮貌似的”
自思比較通情達理：“嗯，下回罰他寫首詩~~~”
還是老莊最讓我暈：
你附近一定是有帥哥吧？Gore 是 gay 啊！
我當場暈倒：“are you serious or joking? what make you think he is gay？”
老莊堅定地回答：“i am serious as serious can be. of course, it is my judgment
cal without any proof. i say he is gay base on the way he talks and his
famous public display of kissing tipper.”
他接著說：“咱當然隻能猜啦！首先咱有一個政客多是 gay 的理論。他是有錢人家
出生，還有點兒本事，居然十分幹淨，再就是他說話的方式”
我暈: 咣當,咣當........
我個人對高爾近距離的印象：比以前在電視上看到的老了些，胖了些，頭發都挺花
白了，西裝顯的有點緊，不過人真應該是個好人，雖說是政治家訓練有素，但有種
誠懇和善良是天生的，很難裝出來
我還是很好奇，要是你忽然碰上了高爾，你會做什麽呢？
Al Gore Now An Inconvenient Truth
==========================================================================
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. (born March 31, 1948) is an American environmental activist, author, public intellectual,[2] businessperson, former politician, and former journalist. He served as the forty-fifth Vice President of the United States from 1993 to 2001 under President Bill Clinton.
Gore was involved in American politics for over three decades, serving first in the U. S. House of Representatives (1977–85) and later in the U. S. Senate (1985–93) (representing Tennessee) before becoming vice president. Known as an Atari Democrat,[3] Gore introduced legislation and policies to develop what he called "The Information Superhighway" (most notably, the High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the National Information Infrastructure). He received a Webby Award for this work in 2005.[4][5] In 2000, Gore was the Democratic nominee for president in the presidential election. He won the popular vote but ultimately lost to Republican candidate George W. Bush. A legal controversy over the Florida election recount was eventually settled in favor of Bush by the Supreme Court.[6]
In 2007, Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize (together with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) for "efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change."[7] He is also the author of the 2006 text, An Inconvenient Truth on the topic of global warming and starred in the Academy Award-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, released in conjunction with the book. He helped to organize the July 7, 2007 benefit concert for global warming, Live Earth.
Gore is currently the founder and chair of Alliance for Climate Protection, the cofounder and chair of Generation Investment Management, the cofounder and chair of the Emmy Award - winning American television channel Current TV, a member of the Board of Directors of Apple Inc., and a senior advisor to Google.[8] He is also a partner in the venture capital firm, Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, heading that firm's climate change solutions group.[9][10]In addition, Gore is on the faculty of Middle Tennessee State University as a visiting professor[8] and was a visiting professor at Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism,[11] Fisk University,[12] and the University of California, Los Angeles[13] in 2001.
達僅比小布什少了534票，一路打到美國最高法院結果還是以4：5敗訴以致痛失美國
總統寶座，成為美國曆史上最冤的總統落選人，結果成為全球環保先鋒的高爾 (AL
GORE)！！
Al Gore during his congressional years Al Gore in 1994
這兩天我不太爽
最近度了個長假，把渾身的懶骨頭養的舒舒服服的，好像還沒歇夠玩夠，幾個星期
就黏不出溜地過去了。回來開始上班特痛苦，好幾百的EMAILS，又趕上公司忙的時
候，每天埋頭苦幹，不能上網灌水，頂多看看股票和表弟聊上幾句。前天晚上一直
在公司幹到晚上10點，痛不欲生，欲哭無淚呀。
昨天下午好不容易可以鬆口氣，正和表弟在MSN上討論他最近在網上大勝敵方的喜事，
耳邊傳來一陣渾厚高昂的說話聲，天，怎麽聽著耳熟呢，下意識地吧眼珠一斜，正
好看到這老高“咚咚咚”地走過去，他也同時斜著眼睛和我對了下眼神，我還沒反
應過來呢，他已經一陣風似的走過去，後邊還有兩個青壯小夥子屁顛屁顛地跟著，
幾位都一色兒的深色西裝，顯得特正式。
我趕緊和表弟以及網友們分享這個消息
“wow wow Al Gore 高爾剛才經過我的辦公室，還看了我一眼耶，太神了” 我興奮
地說
表弟很認真地問：“他來應聘嗎”
我說：“大概是來開會”
表弟顯得很懂的說:“你不去開嗎？我覺得丫是來應聘的，
可能是部門經理或者部門副主管”， 最後還加了句洋文：“what do you think？”
我隻好答：“maybe ba”
表弟繼續講著洋文:“yo man，respect！man，respect！”
自思聽說後向我發出指令：“把他拿下~~~”
我問：“怎麽拿下，他還帶了兩個不知是跟班還是保鏢的漢子”
安貝兒很有經驗地建議說: “電他。拿眼神。還有白胳膊。。。”
我請示表弟的意見, 表弟認為用捕獸夾加生肉誘惑比較好
自思喜歡貝兒的方法: “三個一起拿~~~，電眼,粉拳,辣笑~~~” (天，還辣笑，你
丫笑一個給我看看)
袋鼠妹妹那兒特著急：“切，那還等什麽呀？電他一家夥。咋也得折騰他小子一下，
叫他夜裏失眠先，然後痛苦，然後，離家出走，然後你就說：我們就是友誼啊？你
誤會了。接著你甩甩頭發，頭也不回的走了。。。那家夥，痛苦的叫著你的名字，
多好結局。。。。。(K，真想象力真好)
我覺得他們的要求都難度太大，趕緊推脫：“too mcuh work la and I am too busy , also
he is a bit old, but I have to say he is not bad looking for 50/60 year old guy, 小臉紅彤彤的”
正在這時，老高又走過來，而且停在我辦公室前朝我們微笑，我想起兒子很粉他，
就拿了紙筆請他給兒子寫了兩句話。他很和藹地問：“叫什麽名字？”
然後寫了“給司令的兒子： 良好的祝願。簽名高爾”當然都是用英文。我接過來說
了聲謝謝，他趕緊回：“不客氣”說不客氣時還麵帶微笑，身體微微前彎成約30度
角，總之是和氣的不得了，我們公司老總接著就送他走了。
我繼續向網友們匯報，他們又有新的餿主意：
袋鼠妹妹：“咋不拍張照片那？太遺憾了的說。你啊，以後得隨時拿著相機。加州
那麽多的名人，每天都會不小心撞上一個。要是他們哭著喊著跟你合影，你沒相機，
多遺憾啊。”
我答曰：“有點不好意思，覺得那樣有點不禮貌似的”
自思比較通情達理：“嗯，下回罰他寫首詩~~~”
還是老莊最讓我暈：
你附近一定是有帥哥吧？Gore 是 gay 啊！
我當場暈倒：“are you serious or joking? what make you think he is gay？”
老莊堅定地回答：“i am serious as serious can be. of course, it is my judgment
cal without any proof. i say he is gay base on the way he talks and his
famous public display of kissing tipper.”
他接著說：“咱當然隻能猜啦！首先咱有一個政客多是 gay 的理論。他是有錢人家
出生，還有點兒本事，居然十分幹淨，再就是他說話的方式”
我暈: 咣當,咣當........
我個人對高爾近距離的印象：比以前在電視上看到的老了些，胖了些，頭發都挺花
白了，西裝顯的有點緊，不過人真應該是個好人，雖說是政治家訓練有素，但有種
誠懇和善良是天生的，很難裝出來
我還是很好奇，要是你忽然碰上了高爾，你會做什麽呢？
Al Gore Now An Inconvenient Truth
==========================================================================
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. (born March 31, 1948) is an American environmental activist, author, public intellectual,[2] businessperson, former politician, and former journalist. He served as the forty-fifth Vice President of the United States from 1993 to 2001 under President Bill Clinton.
Gore was involved in American politics for over three decades, serving first in the U. S. House of Representatives (1977–85) and later in the U. S. Senate (1985–93) (representing Tennessee) before becoming vice president. Known as an Atari Democrat,[3] Gore introduced legislation and policies to develop what he called "The Information Superhighway" (most notably, the High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the National Information Infrastructure). He received a Webby Award for this work in 2005.[4][5] In 2000, Gore was the Democratic nominee for president in the presidential election. He won the popular vote but ultimately lost to Republican candidate George W. Bush. A legal controversy over the Florida election recount was eventually settled in favor of Bush by the Supreme Court.[6]
In 2007, Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize (together with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) for "efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change."[7] He is also the author of the 2006 text, An Inconvenient Truth on the topic of global warming and starred in the Academy Award-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, released in conjunction with the book. He helped to organize the July 7, 2007 benefit concert for global warming, Live Earth.
Gore is currently the founder and chair of Alliance for Climate Protection, the cofounder and chair of Generation Investment Management, the cofounder and chair of the Emmy Award - winning American television channel Current TV, a member of the Board of Directors of Apple Inc., and a senior advisor to Google.[8] He is also a partner in the venture capital firm, Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, heading that firm's climate change solutions group.[9][10]In addition, Gore is on the faculty of Middle Tennessee State University as a visiting professor[8] and was a visiting professor at Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism,[11] Fisk University,[12] and the University of California, Los Angeles[13] in 2001.
看來我還是有點先見之明啊！@_-
funny6518 評論於：2008-03-26 15:43:25 [回複評論]
算不上黃金組合，高爾不夠大氣，不是美國風格。要是他找一個大條點的女士做副手也許能稱得上黃金搭檔，譬如司令這種女士！^v^
寶貝，他當年是副總統，得了諾貝爾獎還得了奧斯卡獎耶,
I should too
我和他說話時還是有點緊張
貓貓你最近很活躍可愛
要是碰到周潤發就好了
我就和他合影
Now think about it, I actually saw him in 1996? when he was compaigning for a congressman in Texas for re-election. He gave a little speech in our University gym. I was at the back of the gym, barely could see his face, but I was still excited to see a VP in person.