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與“美語”有關的一則笑話

(2013-06-10 12:05:11) 下一個

送給《美語世界》的朋友們一則笑話(千萬別當真啊!):

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.  

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..  

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.





 

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Rushy 回複 悄悄話 歡迎玫瑰大家光臨,謝謝!
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rushy兄給我們上魚吃,我要吃烤魚,哈哈。
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