風流倜儻

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(2012-09-17 18:11:40) 下一個


某公司在小便池上貼上字條:“往前一小步, 文明一大步”,結果地上仍有許多尿漬。

後來公司認真吸取教訓, 重新設計成:“尿不到池裏說明你短;尿到池外說明你軟” ,

從此地上比以前幹淨許多。


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Richard 回複 悄悄話 回複pandoras的評論:
讓我笑到肚子抽筋了,動脈血流增加....
pandoras 回複 悄悄話 haha, i'm coming. 看看這個職場一例能讓richard笑嗎?~~

Professional Nurses:
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'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.
Richard 回複 悄悄話 回複九月獨處,tern2的評論:
九月的建議蠻好的! 我甜滋滋地想著,迷迷糊糊地進入了夢鄉,唐姐姐, 你怎麽看?


Richard 回複 悄悄話 回複花兒朵朵的評論:
把職工的冷暖放在心上,這公司值得尊敬.
九月獨處 回複 悄悄話 回複tern2的評論:
俺建議桐兒姐姐同Richard建立一個合作的博客,一如我和五速兄那樣,然後上這樣的貼,然後我可以ZT到我那裏,不過要署名---出自桐兒和Richard的博客,如若有啥差錯,本人一概不負責任,啊哈哈~~
tern2 回複 悄悄話 哈哈哈哈。
我也有類似的笑話,就不鐵這了~~~
花兒朵朵 回複 悄悄話 還是親民政策得人心啊!哈哈
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