石假裝

民族:滿漢半襲。信仰:三頓飯一張床。愛好:練貧。性格:大愚若智。目標:(1)減少滿足了嘴對不起胃的次數(2)把貧窮表現為不露富。
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新修改的《婚姻法》(不許笑)

(2012-02-28 02:57:20) 下一個


兩會修改新《婚姻法》,打字
一疏忽,把一夫一妻打成了一天一妻。

人大會審議時普遍反映:就一條改得好,與時俱進

甲代表:好是好,就怕源保不了。

乙代表:好是好,就怕時間有點少。

女代表:好是好,就怕男同胞身體受不了

法律界代表:好是好,就是孩子父不好找!

婦聯代表:好是好,就怕後院起火救不了。

丙代表:一天一妻就不蓋後院了。

此項決議一致通過了。


                  




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石假裝 回複 悄悄話 回複megchen的評論:

謝謝你認真回答俺。
昨天你說題目太嚴肅,猶豫是否進來,給我一個好提示,讓我在標題後麵加了3個字,效果好多了。謝謝!
megchen 回複 悄悄話 回複石假裝的評論:

hehehehe, I went to "check" your profile before because of the post from DUMARTINI and found out there's a big beauty there...so I am wondering why you ask me? You should know the best answer.

In life, I am actually slim because basically I am a vegetarian. It's nothing to do with any religion, but purely for health and beauty purposes. There are a few books had hugh influence on my diet. Following those books, I eat whatever I like (as long as it's proper food) and don't need to worry about getting weight but still can be very healthy.

If you would like me go further, I am very happy to tell you more details.

Have a nice day!
石假裝 回複 悄悄話 回複megchen的評論:

俺這是小題大作。有頭腦的人才會進來上當。

早就看你身材太帥。請問,現在開始瘦身,啥時能練成?
megchen 回複 悄悄話
hahahaha, from the title, I thought it would be boring so I was very hesitant to get into the post.

so funnnnnnny! Thanks for sharing!
石假裝 回複 悄悄話 回複DUMARTINI的評論:
問好DU姐,到你家去找過幾次照片的答案。連照片你都拆掉啦,可是讓俺們高興熱鬧了一陣子啊。
DUMARTINI 回複 悄悄話 嘎嘎嘎

笑S我了算了

瞧那女的說的~~~~
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